12 Types of Facebook Users



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  1. There is another type of user, just like I am: the non-existent one.

    • Why is this even real? June 14, 2014

      I thought I was the only one outside The System.

    • God's Holy Trousers November 16, 2014

      What’s “Facebook”?

    • Along the same vein, how about Mr. Reluctant. – A guy talked into joining fb by a woman in his life. Feels the urge to go on once in a while to make sure he’s not missing anything big. Realizes he’s not missing anything and goes back into hibernation for another couple of months.

  2. I miss the facebook-activist

  3. think positive June 13, 2014

    better they write it on the net than tell me about it – this way i dont have to listen to all the shit as i can just skip reading it :D

  4. Frank Einstein June 13, 2014

    What about the users that have to share their opinions on politics and politicians, thinking they are going to change your mind on matters?

  5. kingklash June 14, 2014

    How about the GuiltMonger: posts those annoying “Post/Comment/Like if you have a heart, Ignore if you’re Condensed Hitler In A Can” type messages. The Religious version usually posts artwork of the Crucifixion, and wants you to help Spam others with it, and if you ignore it, you’re going to Hell in the next few seconds.

  6. Distropia June 14, 2014

    @KINGKLASH spamming others from facebook is Hell. facebook is the work and tool of the Devil. Beware!

  7. Can’t help but notice the “Like us on Facebook!” popup @ bottom right. Et tu, eatliver?

  8. Sir Crazy June 16, 2014

    The hyenas are everywhere. Even on instant messengers.

  9. Goldenlocks June 16, 2014

    I can’t stop laughing!!!

  10. Sir Crazy June 16, 2014

    When I used to be on facebook my friends were either lurkers or hyenas. I was more annoyed with the lurkers though as they would not comment on a photo but see them in person and they insist on knowing all the details resulting in that photo being posted. Hell, a private message wouldn’t hurt.

  11. Im a Lurker/Hyena Hyrbrid

  12. don kolyuon johnson June 24, 2014

    its so true but i couldnt find where i belong cuz am abit of everything

  13. brenda taylor July 1, 2015

    Don Kolyuon Johnson stole my comment

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