The Ultimate Question: What Happens After Death?

At some point in your life you have probably wondered what happens after death. There are many theories, but the answer is actually quite simple: lots of things happen, they just don’t involve you. Dooh.

What happens after you die?

3 thoughts on “The Ultimate Question: What Happens After Death?”

  1. Your family fights over the scraps left behind after death taxes and creditors are finished feeding on your corpse’s lifetimes accumulated wealth and possessions. Your children spend the rest of their lives hating each other over who got the ragged out Monopoly set that was missing the dice, the top hat and that Get Out Of Jail Free card you mailed to your brother-in-law after that thing he did in Tampa. 🪦

  2. The church inherits all your belongings. Tax free.

  3. My ex will find a way to get herself involved even after she dies!

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