7 lbs Pizza With 4.5 Inches of Topping

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  1. Pizza lover July 20, 2015

    I bet it tastes like my butt after 4 consecutive nights of heavy drinking.

    • Middle-aged Thug July 20, 2015

      Never tasted your butt but I’m sur it does

  2. and disgustingly raw in the middle.

  3. You mean a deepdish? Yea, it’s ok…

  4. This is more of a cheese and bacon and heart attack pie at this stage.

  5. Are you sure its KCal? The K represents a 1000 units of calories. I know its a lot but I dont think everything there was in KCal and should be instead just Calories…

    • stupidfatpeople July 20, 2015

      “In nutritional contexts, the kilojoule (kJ) is the SI unit of food energy, although the kilocalorie is still in common use. In these contexts, confusingly, the word calorie is very often used for what is actually a kilocalorie of nutritional energy. Sometimes, in an attempt to avoid confusion, it is written Calorie (with a capital “C”) in an attempt to make the distinction, although this is not universal, and is not widely understood.”

    • Kilo calories are actually what everything is represented in on nutrition labels. They just drop the kilo part.

  6. Italiano Medio July 20, 2015

    What’s that crap and where’s my MOZZARELLA ???

    • Middle-aged Thug July 20, 2015

      Pie baking-pan and no mozzarella… AND HE STILL DARES TO CALL IT A PIZZA

  7. Hey careful man, some guys called Epic Meal Time stole your idea 3 years ago

  8. I had a heart attack, just looking at that!

  9. Mayonnaise? Excuse my puking, but why on earth?

  10. Snozzlebert Chesterfield July 20, 2015

    Shrimp? Ruined.

  11. I’m guessing your physique must be highly sought after from the ladies.

  12. i just puke

    • Hell Toupee July 21, 2015

      When I was a kid, “laying a pizza” was slang for puking. At least in this case that seems highly appropriate. It probably even looks the same before and after…

  13. mayo, shrimp, pineapple, bacon and eggs. this isn’t a pizza, its an abomination.

  14. Hillarity July 21, 2015

    I like anchovies on my pie. So does Huma.

  15. With all that cheese, he or she who eats…would NOT be able to crap for at least a month, not to mention what the rest of the half raw “stuff” would do to his or her doomed carcass. Some doctor is going to think they just won the lottery.

  16. Straight Line Steve July 23, 2015

    Not pizza. No pepperoni.

  17. This is not a cat July 25, 2015

    Waste of food and no funny

  18. this is not pizza, but it is not anything else to eat, shit !!!

  19. 10/10 Would eat again.

  20. My children’s children’s arteries!

  21. 4/5, I can taste the salami. Also: pizza should include pineapple, no matter what the Italians say…

  22. thebigbadwolf April 6, 2016

    PineappleS??? Eeeww!!

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