Do not ever write a list of 12 ways to write funny things.
Could’ve been a short list of 1… “Don’t go, have fun with your friends and family instead of wasting your life worshipping a non-existent deity”.
I’ll second that!
Don’t swallow the Eucharist. Keep it on your mouth, then pull it out at the end. Get death threats. Get expelled from school. True story. **** religion.
If you put baby ducks in the holy water dies that mean they are blessed?
12 ways for an atheist to have a fun Christmas.
Way to funny!!!
*takes a shot*