Battle Of The Bulge: Rockstars in Tight Pants In The 1960s And 1970s

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It was a very different time with totally different beauty standards for men. For some, what God had provided wasn’t enough and their trousers were often padded with socks or cucumbers…

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  1. Now how is it that Jimi is the . . . “most restrained”, let’s say . . . of the bunch?

    • Paula Skyblue August 29, 2019

      Yes. I was quite shocked. I mean I have always been told that black men are well endowed, but not Jimi. Makes me sad.

  2. How could Alex Lifeson’s infamous kimono pic from the 2112 cover not be in here?
    Scarred me for life as a kid.

    • Because no one living outside of Canada has ever heard of him?

  3. not_a_real_willy_in_sight August 29, 2019

    It’samazing what a rolled up sock stuffed down your underpants can achieve.

  4. The male body isn’t pretty at all.

  5. The male body is utilitarian. Some what like a Glock 17. It does one thing very well.

  6. Fworrrrr. Have to go have a wank

  7. Richard Rejmer August 30, 2019

    Paula Skyblue. . There are many, many reports that Jimi Hendrix was ‘exceptionally’ well-endowed. .
    Just doesn’t look like it in that picture, I guess.

    • Must have been a cold day

    • According to the pictorial evidence in the documentary movie “Plaster Casters”, Jimi’s member was not very long but extremely large in diameter.

      The Plaster Casters were a couple of groupies that made casts of the erect personal parts of rock stars, starting around 1968.

      Also, apparently Mick Jagger was partial to Dove soap bars due to their rounded shape.

  8. Amazing what you can do with a rolled up sock…

  9. Look at the unit on that guy…

  10. The first one is Marc Bolan and he was a god!

  11. And I’m so glad tight trousers aren’t in fashion anymore – what with my tiny tadger ‘n all.

  12. didn’t anyone wear underpants back then?

    • It seems not. And, I guess, boxershorts wouldn’t help neither.

  13. I'm at a Loss August 31, 2019

    It appears that Andy Gibb didn’t know if he should dress right or dress left. But then , he was from “down under” where things are upside down, so to speak.

  14. What has been seen….

  15. rustled your jimmy September 3, 2019

    imagine the laughter in future over the hipsters and trany wackos parading around now…holy lee fuk

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