If U.S. Tourism Slogans Told the Truth…

13 thoughts on “If U.S. Tourism Slogans Told the Truth…”

  1. That was funny, we need one with the major European capitals now

  2. Why? To deter the ongoing rush of immigrants?

  3. @horrrz
    No they will come anyways. Better to drop them off in Saudi Arabia.

  4. Riga: Come for rumor, soldier is hand out potato to make stop riots.
    Was trick. Stay for 5 years gulag. Still is no potato.

  5. Yes.

  6. No, for science!

  7. Russia, Come for the vodka.
    *****! Where is car? Where is wallet? Where is kidneys? Phone was hacked.

  8. Copenhagen : Come for the wellfare. Leave because people spit on you. Soldier hand you potato. Is trick. Actually is handgrenade :( Still no potato.

  9. LOL @ potato jokes

  10. Come to South Arkansas–Stay because someone kidnapped your child.

  11. Idaho: Come for vacation, stay for probation! (Police are unionized in Boise)

  12. Come to New York. Leave because you can’t afford to even breathe the air!

  13. Go to America, stay because Denmark sux ass and you dont want to go back!

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