Easy. Get together, but be with at least 1 other guy. Turn to him, and say “Did you know, 1 in 3 guys is gay? For a kiss I’ll tell you which one.”.
Either he kisses you and you’re in luck.
Or he’ll laugh it off.
In other words, look out for number one and scr*w everyone else. Mantra for the US, for at least the next four years; from the top down (especially the top).
These are awesome! I’m going to try some of them.
I admit nothing and deny everything, but the first one works every time.
I always use that trick too
Yes, so please stop sharing this.
These are brilliant, especially when they come with karma like the bible-dollar one
Except you’d have to go to church to put it in the collection plate…
The movie theater trick works. I sprinkle a little popcorn as well.
That’s half the job done but will it turn him gay?
Easy. Get together, but be with at least 1 other guy. Turn to him, and say “Did you know, 1 in 3 guys is gay? For a kiss I’ll tell you which one.”.
Either he kisses you and you’re in luck.
Or he’ll laugh it off.
Either way, the seed of thought is planted.
Next vacation, I’m bringing an insulin bottle with me. I like to commit 100% to my lies, especially when cold beer is at stake.
Good advice: “… put it in the collection plate at church.”
Better advice: “Don’t go to church. Period.”
In other words, look out for number one and scr*w everyone else. Mantra for the US, for at least the next four years; from the top down (especially the top).
my kind of people a little twisted, am pleased these are rather funny … hats off to whom ever came up with these …