Top 20 Useless Superpowers

10 thoughts on “Top 20 Useless Superpowers”

  1. Some of these could actually be pretty useful..

  2. My super trash detection brought me here.

  3. Haha! 1 second of super strength! Awesome!

  4. invisibility in the dark is amazing.

  5. Invisibility in the Dark= can be useful for skulking, peeping, hiding.
    Control Remote Control= you are undisputed king of what to watch on TV. Fun with universal remotes.
    75% Levitation= 25% weight, can do amazing jumps, carry 4x as much weight.
    1 Second Super Strength= really strong punches, really good throwing.
    Revive Bugs= drive someone insane with unending ants, roaches, whatever.

  6. 1 second super strenght is enough to be a fighter.

  7. Also, Super Slow-Mo robs kinetic energy. Useful when falling and, depending on the extent of your ability to project it, neutralizes things like car crashes, spreading of fires, floods, and other time critical emergencies.

  8. Communicate with fruit? I think not.

  9. I wish I could read my own mind.

  10. I think I already have that one.

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