There Are Two Kinds of People…




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  1. That other kind of people, I really hate those people.

  2. In some cases I’m neither. Why bother to cut the sandwich at all? Pump the gas until the tank is full. Flip the open book over. And listen to the music on big speakers.

  3. Ash Ketchum June 30, 2015

    I don’t wipe, I don’t cut sandwiches, I drive Tiptronic, I don’t wear a watch, I leave books open upside down

    • In order:
      Tiptronic is auto
      But I’ll bet you have a smart phone!
      And break the bindings.

  4. Why is there no fork and knife to eat that pizza properly?

    • People eat pizza like that? That’s just plain wrong! (but not quite as bad as crust-first. Seriously?)

    • Terrie Allen July 8, 2015


  5. so true about alarm clock

  6. I have never eaten a pizza or driven a car or had a watch or a sushi. How can i know how it is?
    And I don`t care.

  7. Scorpion 117 July 25, 2015

    What if they cut the sandwich from top to bottom?

  8. Anonymous July 25, 2015

    It took me WAY to long to figure out what the difference between the two “Enter your birthday” was xD

  9. My blood literally boiled at the dog-eared page one…

  10. knute dunrvnyet July 27, 2015

    Actually, despite the arguments, the TP has a functional twist: TP should go ‘under,’ if you have cats…

  11. PatronasKitty7 September 22, 2015

    I’m totally a righty. Except for my hands. In that I’m ambidextrous.

  12. Anonymous July 31, 2022

    left 10 : 9 right

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