There Are Two Kinds of People…


21 thoughts on “There Are Two Kinds of People…”

  1. Left

  2. That other kind of people, I really hate those people.

  3. left 11: 8 right

  4. In some cases I’m neither. Why bother to cut the sandwich at all? Pump the gas until the tank is full. Flip the open book over. And listen to the music on big speakers.

  5. Well done.

  6. I don’t wipe, I don’t cut sandwiches, I drive Tiptronic, I don’t wear a watch, I leave books open upside down

  7. Pump on the right is cheaper.

  8. Why is there no fork and knife to eat that pizza properly?

  9. so true about alarm clock

  10. You are so biased! That´s why we hate people like you

  11. People eat pizza like that? That’s just plain wrong! (but not quite as bad as crust-first. Seriously?)

  12. In order:
    Tiptronic is auto
    But I’ll bet you have a smart phone!
    And break the bindings.

  13. yeah!!

  14. I have never eaten a pizza or driven a car or had a watch or a sushi. How can i know how it is?
    And I don`t care.

  15. What if they cut the sandwich from top to bottom?

  16. It took me WAY to long to figure out what the difference between the two “Enter your birthday” was xD

  17. My blood literally boiled at the dog-eared page one…

  18. Actually, despite the arguments, the TP has a functional twist: TP should go ‘under,’ if you have cats…

  19. I’m totally a righty. Except for my hands. In that I’m ambidextrous.

  20. If you’re telling the truth, then I hope your passing doesn’t greatly affect your loved ones.

    If, however, your blood didn’t LITERALLY boil, I want to literally slap your face with a two by four.

  21. left 10 : 9 right

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