Dumb Chinese Character Tattoos That Make No Sense



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  1. Which one of these is Rattus and which one is Dat?

  2. Goober the not Funny April 17, 2018

    I have a Tattoo of my Bum on my Bum in case I forget what it is

  3. Goober the not Funny April 17, 2018

    I also have a Tattoo of my name on my wrist just in case I get Alzheimers

    • When you get Alzheimers, you will forget how to read. Wasted ink.

  4. “I don’t eat meat but me bite” actually kind of makes sense.

  5. I searched for the symbol for ‘rice’ and it is not like the one above. Are any of these true?

    • LanguageNerd April 19, 2018

      1: correct – although the character is incorrectly drawn(菜)
      2: almost – pork fried rice
      3: gibberish, not a character
      4: correct
      5: correct
      6: unsure of the first character, second is correct
      7: correct (or prostitute)
      8: correct (but very highly stylized)
      9: unsure – first character correct, last two are unreadable
      10: forcing people into service/power/s**t – maybe it’s meant to say pimp?
      11: unknown – last character (sperm) is correct
      12: almost correct: “I don’t eat meat, but I bite” is better
      13: correct
      14: correct
      15: correct
      16: correct, but makes no sense to me
      17: correct (or rapidly stupid?)
      18: ride die (free death ride?)
      19: correct (or metal instead of gold) and pig is upside down
      20: correct
      21: correct
      22: correct
      23: coffin man
      24: no idea
      25: ice , power, I am slow,
      26: no idea
      27: sheep,

    • Thanks! That was very helpful.

  6. 10.


    actually means ‘Ralf is a bitch’

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