He needs to find a tow truck towing a trailer-less tractor-trailer backwards, tailgate until the windshield is full of giant truck grill, scream like a little girl, if safe, slam on brakes when she wakes. Film of said prank between 2 bros exists somewhere.
I think you may have a problem there if you can’t look at a sleeping woman without thinking about groping her… check #metoo to see if you get a mention.
He should be watching the road
Every prosecutor should be happy for this well documented evidence.
Well she is good company…
Better than her moaning all of the time, I guess.
Why would she want to talk to a moron who plays with his phone while driving?
He needs to find a tow truck towing a trailer-less tractor-trailer backwards, tailgate until the windshield is full of giant truck grill, scream like a little girl, if safe, slam on brakes when she wakes. Film of said prank between 2 bros exists somewhere.
Tolerance is directly proportional to the size of your wife’s tata’s.
Groping season is OPEN!
I think you may have a problem there if you can’t look at a sleeping woman without thinking about groping her… check #metoo to see if you get a mention.
She’s got great b00bs, who cares if she doesn’t talk
You should be proud: she trusts your driving!
…and you reward her trust by taking pictures of her when she’s asleep (when you should be driving)…AND THEN POSTING THEM!
I wish my wife would sleep while I’m driving, it would save me from wanting to drive off a cliff.
Any projections on how long this marriage will last…