What Your Shoes Say About You (According To a Bored Shoe Salesman)


A retail employee Ghostify was recently bored at work and decided to draft up a handy guide on what different types of shoes really say about those who wear them…


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  1. boredtotears August 31, 2017

    This has got to be the most boring, ridiculous and unfunny post ever. It doesn’t even make sense. Just photos of random shoes with random, made up descriptions….. bored… bored…

    • Flossy McHookerpants August 31, 2017

      That’s because you voted for Hillary and you’re mom is a ******.

    • Yes Ms Hooker, they ARE hilarious. Obviously done by someone highly intelligent, very creative, and with too much time on his/her hands.

    • Thanks. I just wanted to write this.

    • The only thing you two have in common is that you’re both morons. The post was funny.

  2. boredtotears August 31, 2017

    Who’s Hillary? (and how did you know about my mum… are you one of her customers??)

  3. gobsmacked scientist August 31, 2017

    god damned, I wear very similar Nike sneakers (red laces) and I do run several miles and I was in the military…

  4. I wear my mother’s pink fluffy slippers when she’s not home. I like to put little right wing symbols on them.

  5. Владими Путин August 31, 2017

    The US must have started its transformation into a third world country earlier than I thought; Patricia got married when she was just 8 years old? Disgusting.

    • Look at Texas. Tells you everything. Laws from the middleages (including punishing rape victims), armed citizens like the 18th century, health care Dickens style and… now an infrastructe like the stone age.

    • Atheist Freedom Fighter August 31, 2017

      Would I believe in gods I might think Texas got punished for their “rape insurance law”.

    • Justin The Smartypants September 1, 2017

      If I ever get arrested for stealing Shows it will be Rocky Horror

    • Patricia probably lived in Delaware, where the “age of consent” at that time was seven. Seven, not seventeen.

  6. Russel Sprout August 31, 2017

    I see no mention of my nine hole black leather para boots.
    I wear them because I’m an absolute bastid, and I like kicking deadnecks up the arse.

  7. When I was a kid we couldn’t afford shoes. I took my first pair from a black dude who jogged the neighbourhood every morning. When he recognized me some weeks later he approached me. I threw myself on the ground and screamed out for help. He got arrested. In his cell they gave him what he deserved for attacking a white kid. Still makes me laugh. Today I can pay for my own shoes of course.

    • You must have been a kid a LONG time ago. Now, Hillary’s libtard Gestapo would throw YOU in jail – not for stealing shows, not for faking assault, but for being WHITE.

  8. If this was posted in 2017, then Patricia got married at age 8.

  9. Hahahaha!!! Next time I see someone wearing those first shoes I am going to laugh my butt off! 😂😂😂

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