New Year’s Resolution Generator

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7 thoughts on “New Year’s Resolution Generator”

  1. Avoid sobbing during anything

  2. I ate liver today!

  3. Start quoting ABBA during grandpa’s stories!
    My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender.

  4. “Try shouting after anything”
    Challenge accepted!

  5. Quit freestyle rapping while complaining about karaoke. I just have to.

  6. Quit reading unfunny internet sites.

  7. that funning and good things to come

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