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Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons.

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  1. Anonymous May 1, 2021

    I don’t try religion for intellectual reasons.
    I don’t try bacon for it is to fat and disgusting. I’d rather get some other pork.

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    • SillyKiwiMan May 2, 2021

      I agree with your first statement and wholeheartedly disagree with the second.

      Having said that, all pig products are delicious

  2. Anonymous May 1, 2021

    Bacon is the greatest thing of all time. If you don’t eat bacon your a Biden supporter and nothing is as bad as that.

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    • Anonymous May 2, 2021

      Someone who doesn’t know when to use your or you’re is as bad as that, because it advertizes one’s stupidity for all to see.

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    • Anonymous May 2, 2021

      Bacon is a solely American thing. Only the British share those weird breakfast traditions. No wonder they are all fat.

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    • Mr Spock May 2, 2021

      Bacon is a solely American thing, yet shared by the British.
      Do you even read your own drivel?

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    • Anonymous May 3, 2021

      USA are British territory. A rogue colony. They should take it back.

  3. High Priest of the Fellowship of Bacon-Eaters May 2, 2021

    Amen!

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    • Spokesman of the Fellowship of Bacon-Eaters May 2, 2021

      I’m sorry to announce the death of our beloved High Priest of the Fellowship of Bacon-Eaters.
      He died of cardiac arrest today as he tried to reach out for the remote control during primetime.
      We will mourn together during the barbecue next Sunday. There will be a minute of no chewing in his honor. But hey, more bacon for you guys! Yay!

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  4. Anchorimphis's Pig May 2, 2021

    Anonymous sources say Muslims that eat bacon are also pro trans.

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    • Anonymous May 2, 2021

      Theres pork in the vaccines so you better just eat bacon once in awhile. Just like theres aborted fetal material in many medicines. Grow up.

    • Anonymous May 3, 2021

      I heard there was a time the US had a swine for president. Something around 2016 to 2020.

  5. Anonymous May 2, 2021

    The people who wouldn’t tryy bacon must all have been in Canada. Those people have got no clue what real bacon is supposed to be.

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