Great advice until the wife can’t open the marmalade and says “been arguing with the girlfriend again I see?”
But if the jars are closed tight it’s harder for her to make sandwiches?
Very nice- I Laughed . . .
That is spelled, “Sammiches”
I pulled up the handbrake on the girlfriend’s car really high once. We proceeded to have an argument and she left in a huff, only to return several minutes later because she needed me to lower it. To this date, I have never fought so hard not to collapse laughing out loud.
All you have to do is tap the lid once on a hard service and it will come right off. I’ve never had to ask anyone to open a jar for me.
…Or if you want to be a real petty bitch, throw out the old jars and use his money to buy all new. Of course I think that you should both just stop acting like children and have a real adult conversation… but that’s none of my business.