If a Bear Has You Stuck In a Tree

Try to pee in its eye. This takes practice because bears have tiny eyes but if you pull it off you can say you did something impressive before you died.

5 thoughts on “If a Bear Has You Stuck In a Tree”

  1. If a bear has you up a tree, it may be too late to pee, as it will already have run down your leg

  2. Is that a republican bear?

  3. The 2nd amendment grants you the right to have the bear’s arms

  4. Proof that random bollocks is not always funny…….

  5. In the time available, who are you going to say it to ?

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