Funny Private Conversations People Overheard In San Francisco

People who live in the big cities are masters of eavesdropping. Accidentally overhearing conversations from complete strangers can be so funny, it’s hard not to share them with the world. And here comes the fittingly named Instagram account @OverheardSanFrancisco. Scroll down to see the best examples!

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15 thoughts on “Funny Private Conversations People Overheard In San Francisco”

  1. As for the first one about the San Francisco tumbleweed—It’s would probably only be able to move about 5 feet before it runs over human feces.

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  2. More respect. The people living among feces want to lecture you about how you should vote, behave, and live your life.

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  3. Some body bringing up that tired meme about feces in SF was first choice in the comment pool. Maybe if you got out of the way it wouldn’t rate first pick.

  4. It won’t be a tired meme about feces in SF until SF stops having feces all over the streets

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  5. “Overheard in San Francisco”

    Yeah right. Just jokes.

  6. aww does somebody have low self esteem?

    Need to rip other people to make you feel good eh?

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  7. ” The people living among feces want to lecture you about how you should vote, behave, and live your life.”

    Right. Spoken like one of those culture warriors that gets angry with people for saying “Happy Holidays.”

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  8. I believe my life partner is among the people living on Market Street, but I am so shy and am on the spectrum. Any tips?

  9. Only fake tips for a fake post. F yourself.

  10. Didn’t know there are so many Republicans in SF. Their codename is feces.

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  11. I suggest Kensington avenue. in Philadelphia. You should be able to find a new life partner quite easily there,

  12. Whether you agree with Greta or not, she’s achieved a lot before even reaching adulthood. What have you done neckbeard?

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  13. Wrong Greta bone head!!

  14. Yes. Dropping out of school is so brave.

  15. I grew a neck beard, you precious little cretin.

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