Twitter Users Share The Most Ridiculous Movie Clichés

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Movies are filled with hilariously dumb clichés that just don’t make any sense in the real world, so Twitter users came together to point out the most ridiculous examples.

Aliens in movies.

Police tech guy in movies.

Computer geek in movies.

Urban housewife in movies.

Pregnant lady in movies.

Chubby black woman in movies.

Professor in movies.

Paris in movies.

Nerdy girl in movies.

Writer in movies.

Grocery bag in movies.

Military radar tech guy in movies.

Mom in sitcoms.

Soldier in movies.

Only in movies.

Lab scientists in movies.

Temp teacher in movies.

Hospital in movies.

Mathematician in movies.

Single woman in movies.

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  1. When being chased, why does EVERYONE run UP? Up the stairs in an abandoned building for one, where there is presumably no escape

    • There’s an actual reason for this. When humans were pre-historic and still evolving they would run away from a predator by climbing a tree or climbing up to a high place where the animal couldn’t reach you. It’s still hard wired in our brains to instinctively “flee up”.

  2. “Hello, I am a web user and I turn one-line jokes that used to circulate around during the BBS era into needlessly verbose and oversized graphics that contain only text and a pic of me to let everybody know how witty I am.”

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    • Atari 800 XL man January 12, 2019

      ASCII Man, it only works in a fixed size font like courier.

  4. Hi, I’m a commenter on anything on the web. I’ll be anonymously mean and rude to anybody and everybody in my attempt to take out my frustration over all the things in my life that are irritating me and I’d get in trouble for at work or with my spouse/lover if I actually spoke out loud..

    And don’t you dare bring up politics cuz I’ll go into Troll Overdrive.

  5. Master Visa January 11, 2019

    Hi I am a credit card, and I can open any locked door.

  6. captain sherlock January 12, 2019

    I am an average guy until something paranormal happens to me and I gain some kind of powers. Meanwhile same happens to some loser. I use my powers for a good cause, he becomes a villain. In the end we fight and I win.

  7. Hi, I’m a TV screen. Whenever you switch me on, you see a newsflash about whatever concerns you right at the moment.

  8. Hi, I’m a the hero in an action movie. I have to defuse a bomb so I have to cut a single wire. Someone in my headphones, who doesn’t see the bomb, tells me which wire I have to cut, according to its color. I hesitate a long time and I put my cutting pliers (I always have cutting pliers, I’m a hero) alternately on two wires while the person shouts in my headphones. I cut a wire when the bomb shows, on a display the terrorists can’t see, “0001” second. The bomb never explode. I’m sweaty and I’m smiling or laughing.

  9. Why, in old western films, did they always say, “this town isnt big enough for both of us”
    Surely they could just build bigger towns?

  10. Hi I’m a white guy in a commercial and I am constantly burglarizing homes.

  11. chlamydiaSurvivor January 29, 2019

    In US movies, during heavy rains, more than 70% of actors have no access to umbrellas.

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