Movies are filled with hilariously dumb clichés that just don’t make any sense in the real world, so Twitter users came together to point out the most ridiculous examples.
There’s an actual reason for this. When humans were pre-historic and still evolving they would run away from a predator by climbing a tree or climbing up to a high place where the animal couldn’t reach you. It’s still hard wired in our brains to instinctively “flee up”.
“Hello, I am a web user and I turn one-line jokes that used to circulate around during the BBS era into needlessly verbose and oversized graphics that contain only text and a pic of me to let everybody know how witty I am.”
Hi, I’m a commenter on anything on the web. I’ll be anonymously mean and rude to anybody and everybody in my attempt to take out my frustration over all the things in my life that are irritating me and I’d get in trouble for at work or with my spouse/lover if I actually spoke out loud..
And don’t you dare bring up politics cuz I’ll go into Troll Overdrive.
I am an average guy until something paranormal happens to me and I gain some kind of powers. Meanwhile same happens to some loser. I use my powers for a good cause, he becomes a villain. In the end we fight and I win.
Hi, I’m a the hero in an action movie. I have to defuse a bomb so I have to cut a single wire. Someone in my headphones, who doesn’t see the bomb, tells me which wire I have to cut, according to its color. I hesitate a long time and I put my cutting pliers (I always have cutting pliers, I’m a hero) alternately on two wires while the person shouts in my headphones. I cut a wire when the bomb shows, on a display the terrorists can’t see, “0001” second. The bomb never explode. I’m sweaty and I’m smiling or laughing.
When being chased, why does EVERYONE run UP? Up the stairs in an abandoned building for one, where there is presumably no escape
There’s an actual reason for this. When humans were pre-historic and still evolving they would run away from a predator by climbing a tree or climbing up to a high place where the animal couldn’t reach you. It’s still hard wired in our brains to instinctively “flee up”.
“Hello, I am a web user and I turn one-line jokes that used to circulate around during the BBS era into needlessly verbose and oversized graphics that contain only text and a pic of me to let everybody know how witty I am.”
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ASCII Man, it only works in a fixed size font like courier.
@Atari 800 XL man – it also needs nbsp instead of spaces: browsers automatically compress multiple spaces to single.
ASCII art comes out as:
“HA HA THIS SO MUCH”
Hi, I’m a commenter on anything on the web. I’ll be anonymously mean and rude to anybody and everybody in my attempt to take out my frustration over all the things in my life that are irritating me and I’d get in trouble for at work or with my spouse/lover if I actually spoke out loud..
And don’t you dare bring up politics cuz I’ll go into Troll Overdrive.
Pelosi and Trump are both complete idiots. Discuss.
@Anon: What’s so sad is how true this is……
Hi I am a credit card, and I can open any locked door.
Hi, I’m a hairpin. I can do that too!
Me, too!!!!
Bi*ch please.
I am an average guy until something paranormal happens to me and I gain some kind of powers. Meanwhile same happens to some loser. I use my powers for a good cause, he becomes a villain. In the end we fight and I win.
Hi, I’m a TV screen. Whenever you switch me on, you see a newsflash about whatever concerns you right at the moment.
Hi, I’m a the hero in an action movie. I have to defuse a bomb so I have to cut a single wire. Someone in my headphones, who doesn’t see the bomb, tells me which wire I have to cut, according to its color. I hesitate a long time and I put my cutting pliers (I always have cutting pliers, I’m a hero) alternately on two wires while the person shouts in my headphones. I cut a wire when the bomb shows, on a display the terrorists can’t see, “0001” second. The bomb never explode. I’m sweaty and I’m smiling or laughing.
Why, in old western films, did they always say, “this town isnt big enough for both of us”
Surely they could just build bigger towns?
Hi I’m a white guy in a commercial and I am constantly burglarizing homes.
In US movies, during heavy rains, more than 70% of actors have no access to umbrellas.