The Strangest Book Titles On Amazon


From “How To Avoid Huge Ships” to “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety“, when it comes to books, Amazon really has almost everything. Scroll down to see the most ridiculous book titles you can actually order online.

How To Avoid Huge Ships” by John W. Trimmer

How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” by Zachary Auburn

The Jewish-Japanese Sex and Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves” by Jack Douglas

Still Stripping After 25 Years” by Eleanor Burns

Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them” by Roger Welsch

Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power” by Donald L. Wilson

How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children” by Lewis B. Frumkes

Why Cats Paint” by Heather Busch

… P.S. Your Cat Is Dead” by James Kirkwood

Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles” by Melissa Haynes

Princess Bitchface Syndrome: Surviving Adolescent Girls” by Michael Carr-Gregg

I Haven’t Understood Anything Since 1962” by Lewis Grizzard

If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson

How to Traumatize Your Children” by Knock Knock

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats” by Francesco Marciuliano

A Practical Guide to Racism” by C. H. Dalton

What If a Lion Eats Me And I Fall Into a Hippopotamus’ Mud Hole?” by Emily Hanlon

Dancing With Cats” by Heather Busch

Men Who Knit & The Dogs Who Love Them” by Annie Modesitt

Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America” by Julian Montague

Extreme Ironing” by Phil Shaw


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  1. Abigail Anderson November 28, 2019

    The legendary “Not Tonight Darling, I’m Knitting” is missing.

  2. They left off, “Stronger together” and, “What happened” by Hillary Clinton.

    • And “the art of the deal” by an author who did not write “his” book nor has any knowledge whatsoever of making a deal.

    • Translation of comment by Haha: “I am confused by capitalization of book titles, italicization of book titles, and anything to do with commas.”

    • It’s doubtful Haha has ever touched any book, except The Bible (children edition), The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Mein Kampf and Cooking With Poo. He was disappointed in the last one though.

    • The art of the deal is in not letting the other person figure out they are getting ripped off.

    • Works perfectly on Trump fans.

  3. A. Hippopotamus November 29, 2019

    “Mud Hole”?!? My HOME, this is!

  4. I…I have read two of these…

  5. “What Happened” by the Hidabeast isn’t on there.

  6. jorge espinha December 17, 2019

    I’ve bought the kids’ traumatizing manual .

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