Jesus, Take The Wheel! …But Not That One!

Christians always seem to want Jesus to take the wheel, but they act all upset and terrified when he actually takes the front wheel off of your car. Christians are weird.

Christians always seem to want Jesus to take the wheel, but they act all upset and terrified when he actually takes the front wheel off of your car. Christians are weird.

85 thoughts on “Jesus, Take The Wheel! …But Not That One!”

  1. Speaking of Jesus, he just endorsed me for President. Always
    said he was a fine fellow.
    Trumps my name, loving people is my game.
    Kinda corny, but the fools love it.

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  2. Hahaha. Now do Jews or Mooslims. But you never do. It’s always just Christian’s. Why’s that?

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  3. Back wheel.

  4. A car without wheels is a bob.

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  5. This post is now closed. A retard declared a Bob.

  6. What is the difference between a tribe of pigmies, and
    a women’s track team?
    The pigmies are a group of cunning runts.

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  7. Rightard humour. No one laughs. 🙄

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  8. That was a classic Joe. Thanks

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  9. What’s the difference between a Nun and a woman bathing?
    The Nun has Hope in her Soul.

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  10. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
    FULL

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  11. Interestingly only rightards laugh about such lame jokes. Leftists are too mature for that. One needs a huge amount of immaturity to vote for Trump. Most of his voters are not fit to vote in a democracy at all.

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  12. Does not matter if the trumpet voters are fit to vote or not. They are more and so the trumpet will win this election and america will be the world’s greatest joke again. Looking forward.

  13. Actually they are not. Most Americans vote the Democrats. But the overrepresentation of rural states distorted the system so far that a Republican vote counts more than a Democratic vote. Speaking of a rigged system. Otherwise the Republicans would lose the elections everytime because they are a minority.

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  14. I remember some of those kind of vulgar jokes but I got over that stage of thinking they were funny back before Middle School was called Junior High.

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  15. The Observer November
    “…Leftists are too mature for that”

    I believe we can crown a “best joke” winner!

  16. Republicans funded by Musk are placing fake Democratic ads all over social media and the internet. This should be considered election fraud and punished. Republican crime is real.

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  17. You can rub it, and scrub it, and wash it like hell,
    but you’ll never rid it of it’s fishy smell.

  18. Trump told the audience on stage. For all to see, hear and on tape. He seriously thinks of killing opponents and critics. Unfit for office no doubt.

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  19. What do you expect when you ask a guy born 2000 years ago to take over driving your automobile. 🤦‍♀️

  20. Just a few more days and these bots and trolls can crawl back under their rocks having just lost to Pumpkin Spice Hitler. Just like their 2016 lose. Terrible candidates both times. In Washington State the Governor has already activated the National Guard because Leftist violence is almost guaranteed. As usual. Last time it was lots of death and billions in damages from Antifa and the Burn Loot Murder crowd. The Left should be ashamed of themselves but somehow they never are. They love violence and chaos. Leftist are just violent animals.

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  21. In Washingtone State Republicans have begun to set voting mailboxes in cities on fire to statisticly reduce votes from the left. As urban centers usually hold a majority for the Democratic side. Rural areas tend more to the Republicans. The tactic is quite transparent. The FBI investigates.

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  22. LOL! Bigfoot thought he saw a Republican in Washington state once, but nobody believed him. If anyone is burning ballots there, it’s people who think Harris is too extremist far-right wing to be their president. 😆

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  23. Biden’s policies are working!
    During Trump, your gas tank only held $36.
    Now it holds over $90.

  24. Biden makes oil prices. *lol*

  25. Can’t wait to see which group of whining, butt hurt twinks will be protesting after the election. Hope they protest on a road somewhere.

  26. I don’t know what will hurt you, but I’m sure it won’t be your butt. In the end you’ll suffer under the incompetent idiot, too.

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  27. They didn’t board up the store windows in major cities in 2020 in case Trump wasn’t declared a winner. They did it in case he was.

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  28. And January 6th has shown that was a mistake. The violent right attempted a coup and killed dutiful Americans.

  29. Hitler had his SA. Trump has his Proud Boys.

  30. God these people are sooo out of touch. Using 4 year old Democrat talking points that were all discarded as BS even by the the Left wing media years ago. That’s what happens when you live in a closed off country like Canada. No news in no new out. Just how Socks likes it. How’s ol Socks doing politically now?…. HAHAHAHA. About as well as Knee Pads Kamala.

  31. Not sure if any Canadians are even on this site, except you. I’m not Canadian.

  32. “Discarded as BS even by the Left wing media.” LOL.

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  33. After 6 burglaries,
    3 car thefts,
    Multiple illegal trespasses,
    an ongoing cocaine and alcohol addiction,
    committing 2 violent home invasions,
    3 armed robberies,
    passing counterfeit money,
    beating 4 victims senseless.
    and…
    Being arrested 23 times since 1998,
    George Floyd has not committed a crime in over 4 years now…

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  34. Never gets old.

  35. Murdered by the police.

  36. The police gave St. Floyd 6x the illegal drugs needed to kill a person?
    Convenient.

  37. Before we go any further, I demand a list.
    This should be a list of the requestors of other lists and by whom and when it was requested and/or promised.
    If the names “Anonymous” or “Bob” are used, you must define exactly which “Anonymous” or Bob” you are referring to.

  38. It is not your place to demand anything.

  39. Likewise, Anonymous. Now you can stop the silliness.
    Perhaps you can stop crying “Bob” as well.

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  40. Never. It’s ALL they have so the cling to it like a life raft.

  41. Bob still Bob still owes us the lists. There’s no way around it.

  42. Them are the rules.

  43. Bob up and kiss my seating area like Trump does to Putin.

  44. No, I changed the rules. See my previous post.
    I’m waiting.

  45. You have no authority here, you fool.

  46. Pigeons have no authority anywhere. Filthy things.

  47. Civil war, soon.

  48. Let’s hope the civil war is more entertaining than the movie. Cause that was crap…

  49. In Canada? What are they going fight with? Pitch forks? Trudeau already removed your ability to defend yourselves against tyranny. You are a conquered people living on your knees. And your wish for bloodshed in the US will not happen either. When Trump wins the usual Leftest scum will riot, loot and burn black owned businesses like last time but no civil war. And if he loses, even though that means they stole it, the Right isn’t violent like the Left. Sorry Lefty no blood and gore like you all want.

  50. The Republican have began their steal.

  51. You mean Trump won by such a large margin they couldn’t steal it from him again. What must sting the most is that blacks and Hispanics abandoned the Left. Plus he won the popular vote. Let the Reeeee! Begin. And the mass deportations. 😀🍿

  52. Americans must be the most stupid people on Earth. I always thought it must be the Russians. But no, it the Americans.

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  53. I’d like to congratulate the new president of the United States of America, Vladimir Putin, to his won election.

  54. Next war: Taiwan. Computers and mobile phones will be unaffordable. Thanks to Trump.

  55. As he was before, Trump will again be the most peaceful President we’ve had. He hates war and loves his country. The Left loves war and hates their country. It’s why they lost. None of the over the top predictions the Left made or is making will come true. Watch and see.

  56. So few word and so many mistakes. War is coming. Trump and the Republicans will need it.

  57. As long as you buy Trump merchandize he will be peaceful.

  58. Your ideology failed. Be a grown up and learn from it.

  59. It lost. It doesn’t fail. In four years Democrats will have to repair the damage Trump left behind again and will get blamed for the expenses as usual. Say goodbye to your dollars. Trump’s tariffs and economic policy will mainly hit American taxpayers. The markets outside the U.S. not so much.

  60. You are right!
    It is much better to have representatives that never held a private sector job and instead have gotten rich using their inside info.
    Never had to worry about payroll, bills to pay or profits.
    Never spending a dollar of their own.
    Decades of corruption while telling the poor that they are on their side and never deliver a thing.

  61. Private sector job. Trump. Yes, that means he will lead the country into bankruptcy. Trump 2028!

  62. Trump has never in his life paid with his own money. First he got a loan from Daddy. Later he stole what he needed. These days stupid people gift him money. Either for bribes or because they a cult, buying his collectors cards, bibles, coins, christmas ornaments, cheap hats from China. Like a good con man he steals from the naive, little people.
    “Please, donate for me. I’m a billionaire and I need money because I broke the law. A lot. So desperate. Sad.”
    😂

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  63. Your just mad your ideology was burned to embers by Pumpkin Spice Hitler. You literally lost to Hitler. Hahahahaha. Go away now.

  64. – so, not living off the taxpayers and supported the economy…
    – raises money, generates income
    – takes out loans and pays them back with interest
    – continues moving forward for the American people even though the left inserts his name into fairytales
    – donates his presidential salary to charity

    the horror….

  65. Sounds good. But that’s not what Trump does. 😂

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  66. How so?

  67. Your arguing with some who ideology is worse then Literally Hitler.

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  68. Pelosi is posting here?

  69. He is dumb as a rock, lies non-stop, cares only about himself and has no respect for the Law. Any idea why people don’t like him? Regarding finance, he has a habit of going bankrupt (i.e. does not pay back his loans), as president did not divest from his company (i.e. is easily corruptible) and makes money by forcing the security services to stay in his hotels.

  70. It’s a cult. Americans are very vunerable to cultists. Look at all those weird churches and sects in the U.S. Trump new exactly what strings to pull.

  71. American people asked Jesus to take the wheel. But with Trump the devil will take over and drive the country off a cliff.

  72. Whatever you say losers. No one cares about your opinions anymore. The election should have taught you that. Cry harder.

  73. It doesn’t make the genius less smart if most people are idiots, dummy. But like your parents I expected nothing from you.

  74. Says the one who lost an election to Pumpkin Spice Hitler.

  75. I didn’t lose an election, my little Pumpkin.

  76. 226 to 312. The people have spoken.

  77. Stolen election. First they accused the Democrats of it only to do it themselves in 2024. All part of the plan.
    Same as the Russians do it following their old doctrine. Coincidence?

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  78. It was 2016 that was stolen, by Hillary, from Bernie. Absent that, Trump may never have had a first term.

  79. Water under the bridge now but the Demons will stay butt hurt forever. Even though it was their own fault. Not enough people were going to vote for the Cackling Knob Gobbler and Leftist policies are ridiculous and harmful to the people. Just look at all the rapes and murders committed by Biden’s thugs. Self inflicted wound.

  80. People didn’t knew what they voted for. The American imbeciles googled AFTER they voted what the candidates had in their program. Only Americans are so stupid. 😂😂😂 Left and right will suffer so much in the coming 4 years. So much. While Musk and the other billionairs are milking tax dollars out of the countries budgets.

  81. Jesus doesn’t have a license. Just saying.

  82. Yes yes.. those stupid Americans voting out crazy leftist Maoists putting men in little girls changing rooms and sterilizing grade schoolers. How dare they vote to stop millions of illegal felons from entering their country and raping and killing American citizens. The only ones suffering are the perpetually butt hurt leftist. As usual. But no one cares anymore. That ideology died in the US on election night and it’s dying all over the world. As it should.

  83. You don’t ven know what a Maoist is. It’s just a world you picked up in a Youtube video. Legal fellons, with investigations in rape and probably killing, will take over your country in January. Enjoy. You’ll hurt. Not just your butt.

  84. correction: word

  85. It matters not. On January 20th the Trans Maoist movement officially dies. It’s already beginning and it’s glorious.

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