Things That Only Happen In Movies, Never In Reality

How many times have you heard the phrase “oh, that only happens in the movies”? Probably a lot. Featured below are some funny examples to refresh your memory. Illustrated by Paul from Unrealitymag.

Only happens in movies.

Only happens in movies.

This only ever happens in movies.

Never happens in real life.

This only ever happens in movies.

Never happens in real life. Only in movies.

This thing only ever happens in movies.

This thing only ever happens in movies.

This thing only ever happens in movies.

This never happens outside movies.

This never happens in real life.

Only ever happens in movies.

This is never happening in real life.

This only ever happens in movies.

16 thoughts on “Things That Only Happen In Movies, Never In Reality”

  1. You lost me at loading a “clip” into a gun. It’s like a spelling mistake, making the rest of the comic uncredible.

  2. The dial tone when you get hung up upon comes from a specific telephone network in the area where a lot of the writers/directors lived iirc. I’m too lazy to search for it again, but it’s defunkt now, but they keep it in so the viewer knows what’s the deal.

  3. Eh, the clip pedantry is recent. Magazines used to be called clips. People started getting uppity about it only in the past few decades.

  4. Jezus, everyone has had a dial tone. How old is the author of the meme?

  5. True dat! If it has a spring . . . .

  6. Hello Haha

  7. Amen! Is “magazine” really that hard to remember?

  8. Oh please – never heard of a dial tone – seriously? I even hear them from time to time even now.

  9. Idiot.

  10. Isn’t it necessary to mention the source oft the pictures vor at least the creator?

  11. it might be a steyr hahn or C96 mauser.

  12. no, some pistols use clips, some use magazines. It depends on the type. My M1912 steyr takes 8 round stripper clips, but my Glock 43 uses magazines.

  13. says it at the top. Paul from somewhere

  14. *incredible

  15. were you totally confused? Did you have to get a dictionary out to understand what that meant?

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