He once famously said (or rather wrote): “I think, therefore I am” (or whatever that would be in French)*. In the Descartes one above he says “I think not” therefore he is not an vanishes.
*Some claim the correct translation would be “I am thinking, therefore I exist”
Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop. The cop gets to his window and asks “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies “No, but I know where I am!”
it’s not “A fish”, it’s just “fish”. I’m terrible at remembering jokes so this is the only one i ever repeat. Folks either don’t get it or have already heard it :(
There was a spontaneous joke-sharing session part of a road-trip where i told that joke. Afterward, the answer to every question was “fish”, which proved particularly amusing when we stopped to eat and the server asked what we wanted on our pizza….
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I don’t get the one about Descartes. Anyone?
He once famously said (or rather wrote): “I think, therefore I am” (or whatever that would be in French)*. In the Descartes one above he says “I think not” therefore he is not an vanishes.
*Some claim the correct translation would be “I am thinking, therefore I exist”
I think, therefore i am
Descartes school of thought was “I think, therefore I am”.
i thought he was a drunken fart who said I drink therefore I am.
M. Python
Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop. The cop gets to his window and asks “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies “No, but I know where I am!”
What do engineers use for birth control? Their personality.
There are only 10 types of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, those who don’t….
….and those who realise that this joke is in ternary.
it’s not “A fish”, it’s just “fish”. I’m terrible at remembering jokes so this is the only one i ever repeat. Folks either don’t get it or have already heard it :(
There was a spontaneous joke-sharing session part of a road-trip where i told that joke. Afterward, the answer to every question was “fish”, which proved particularly amusing when we stopped to eat and the server asked what we wanted on our pizza….
Descartes wrote it in Latin: Cogito ergo sum.
I think therefore I am wrong…