Mullet Socks With Realistic Hair

Until now, socks have always been all business, and we won’t take it anymore. These mullet socks are still business in the front, but they are 100% party in the back! These crimes against fashion (and hair) are available on Amazon. We truly live in amazing time!

Mullet socks.

Mullet socks.

Mullet socks.

Mullet socks.

Mullet socks.

Mullet socks.

Mullet socks.

If you feel like humiliating yourself in public, you can get these socks on Amazon.

9 thoughts on “Mullet Socks With Realistic Hair”

  1. Surprised these aren’t a Wal*Mart exclusive…

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  2. Last pic: Worse than unicorns. Run!

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  3. I don’t get it. But I’m not American. Maybe that’s why.

  4. Make it with PURPLE hair, and market them as transgender socks…Lefties will *love* ’em!

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  5. what is up with the right obsessing over the sexuality of people? for the party of low gov’t you people sure like to make it a top priority to have gov’t enforce a religious narrative over the choices we make in this life –
    I personally think it’s your frail non-existent sexual life and the unpermissable lust you so desire but cannot partake in that drives this hatred. Go ahead and suck the d – you have been thinking about it for far too long

  6. I only ones obsessed with it are Left. That and race are all they talk about. No one else cares about either.

  7. guy youre literally the only one bringing it up – other than me pointing out that you are bringing it up – we on the left are looking at medicare/social security/equality – not obsessing over what fashion choices people make – what inner self-identification is preferable to people – i mean for ffs – there is much bigger things in this world than constantly being afraid that the only advantage (white, male) is going to be taken away from you – the world gets that you are to weak to depend on strength – to simple to get a complex job and to spineless to do anything worthwhile for society – so you are afraid that that white male advantage you have will be no longer an advantage in a truly equitable society – and your misfortunate shortcomings will be all that more evident. (i say this as a white male – who actually took the time to develop themselves with skills and education rather than expectation of a free-pass to an easy life)

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  8. Well said, brah.

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  9. But Im not a white male. And like most people of color Im sick of hearing about it. The Left has used us for to long. Watch and see in this next election.

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