If Jesus Lived Among Us Today…

If Jesus lived today...

30 thoughts on “If Jesus Lived Among Us Today…”

  1. I preach voluntary sharing, not forced by the state.

  2. There’s alot of truth in that.

  3. looking forward to seeing your next funny picture with prophet muhammad on it

  4. Yep! Double dare!

  5. Jesus was not a socialist.

    Judas was his treasurer, receiving private donations from the free market, and not from the government.

  6. If Jesus lived among us today James Randi would call his bluff.

  7. Who cares about the truth at fox news?

  8. And win.

  9. This is humor site, not a horror site.

  10. There is no voluntary sharing in Americans these days.

  11. If Jesus would live among us today, the fedora tipping socialists & feminists would bully and laugh him back to wherever he came from. Don’t forget, Jesus promised free abortions for all!

  12. If we would laugh about him today, why would we take him seriously if he had lived 2000 years ago?

  13. Therefore, Fox News would be correct labeling him “a dangerous Middle-Eastern man who would want to impose socialism on the world”?

  14. What would Jesus doesn’t need private donations to make ends meet. His disciples took what Jeezus wanted and if anyone cause trouble, they would say that Jesus has need of this. Just like when he wanted a donkey to ride into Jerusalem.(Matt 21:1-3) If he needed money for taxes, he has his disciples pull it out of a fish. (Matt 17:24-27) When he needed a place to crash, he would stay at the home of one of the rich bastards.(Luke 19:1-6)

  15. Fox News is owned by a dangerous far-eastern man who wants to impose Trump’s blatant unlawfulness and stupidity on the USA.

  16. The prophet was ugly as hell. As were his wives. Therefore picture became forbidden.

  17. Jesus was a religious terrorist.

  18. Blah, blah liberal bs. Here a troll, there a troll everywhere a troll. Soros must pay well.

  19. As long as he pays for the righteous it’s ok. Trump is evil and his voters are sheep.

  20. While Jesus may not be overly happy with democrats, he would definitely be absolutely livid with republicans. In the context of the bible, the republicans are anti-christs, far worse than the money lenders Jesus assaulted. By definition, no one who votes republican can possibly be a Christian (read Ezekiel 16:49, then consider who in America is fat, selfish, and doesn’t care about helping the poor), yet they trick people into believing they are the party of Christians. So incredibly evil.

  21. Jesus preached letting the government do what it does. So Christians, being followers of Jesus, should not have any problem being taxed any amount. He also preached that earthly wealth would only compromise your ability to get into heaven, so Christians should welcome higher taxes and never focus on increasing or holding on to their own earthly wealth.

  22. If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat.

  23. I hate to say it but this is pretty much what happened to him last time.

  24. Maybe Christians should also start threatening and actually killing those who make fun of Jesus?

  25. So, in other words: devolution. Why don’t you become a caveman. You seem to meet all the neccessary requirements.
    How about helping more civilized members of the other religion to start their own renaissance, moron.

  26. Pretty Douchy meme!

  27. for a start there actually is no solid proof that a man called jesus as portrayed in the bible really existed, jesus is allorgerical,explained in a way so the ignorant masses would have at least some understanding of the way of god.

  28. Soros pays as well as Trump: not at all. Difference is, Soros never promised us pay.

  29. So, you did not understand this one, right.


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