Jesus walks into a restaurant…
And says to the Maitre’d “Table for 26 please”
Confused, the Maitre’d does a quick head count, and says “But there are only 13 of you.”
Jesus replies “Yes, but we are all going to sit on the same side”
Thanks, I’ll see myself out.
Don’t forget to tip the wait-staff.
But…what really happened when
mohammed “consummated” his “marriage”
to 9-year-old Aisha?!
Was there some sacredly obedient pause in GOAT “intimacy”?!
Are you this tedious in the real world?
Nobody knows because everyone avoids him.
Who’s the woman in the green dress and red robe sitting right next to Jesus?
Jesus walks into a restaurant…
And says to the Maitre’d “Table for 26 please”
Confused, the Maitre’d does a quick head count, and says “But there are only 13 of you.”
Jesus replies “Yes, but we are all going to sit on the same side”
Thanks, I’ll see myself out.
Don’t forget to tip the wait-staff.
Totally inappropriate and sacrilege. See you on judgement day
Lol
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