Which one of these comes in the most useful when some nut decides to shoot up the mall you’re in?
If Parkour fails you can always try Possum-Fu which is the art of fooling your enemy that you’re dead.
French. They survived all conflicts.
You know, the French use to kick Europe’s collective tush back in the 18th and 19th century. Centuries before that the Gauls mauled the Roman Legions on a regular basis. I blame de Gaulle for this stereotype.