Did that the other day. Nearly knocked myself out. Leaned down to pull weeds from the edge of my house. Leaned too far over center, banged my head on the side of the house. Got a bump and a scratch. Wife laughed. My feelings were hurt like a libtard/righttard. I blame the entire government – right and left. If I could get free government monies, I could hire someone to take care of my yard.
Blame the Night Shift. Always worked for us.
If she doesn’t become a dike you have a blackmail picture to show her husband.