Keep Satan Out of Your Life!

18 thoughts on “Keep Satan Out of Your Life!”

  1. LOL!

  2. Keeping Satin out of your life is good advise, velvet is the way to go!

  3. Now you only need to find a satanic meaning for “yolo”.

  4. wat? no.

  5. LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
    YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
    SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
    ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
    BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
    WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

  6. more crap from westboro baptist church

  7. Fred Phelps croaked.

  8. is dead.

  9. Fred has left the building.

  10. LMAO = Lies Make Up All Orthodoxy.
    Can someone spot me the “U”?

  11. Lol might work if you know about it. If you innocently use lol, how can you be worshiping the devil. These religious people go overboard. The peace sign used to be a sign evil, the broken cross. So what, now it’s a sign of peace and if you innocently use it, it has no evil purpose. If you have faith in evil, then it will be so.

  12. Great job, IsItJustMe?

  13. Don’t need satan, evil all by our selves.

  14. o_O

  15. LOL!

  16. Lucifer here,
    I’m fed up with all this negative press I’m getting. I want everybody to know that I am the victim of a PR defamation exercise perpetuated by those “holier than thou” *******. There is about as much truth in what they say as you would find in a Fox News war broadcast. Propaganda flavored to make them look good. I mean, how many deaths are the catholic church responsible for? Ask the Spanish Inquisition for a start. Who are the real sinners? The pedophile priests protected by the vatican?. Or the nuns who sold babies while they kept their mothers in slavery working in laundries?
    And they have the cheek to paint me as the baddie… Just as well I’m not the vengeful type
    That god guy preaches forgivne

  17. LOL

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