Why Churches Don’t Have Free WiFi

10 thoughts on “Why Churches Don’t Have Free WiFi”

  1. This reminds me….I’ve often wondered where God went. Its not nice to make lots of children and then abandon them for thousands of years. Anyone know the address of the Universe Child Protection Department? I want to report a case of child neglect by their father. Even my useless dad would break up fights among us….

  2. Since the invention of the camera he preferred to stop with the miracles.

  3. @Prince Leo – interesting comment. I once saw a photograph of a group of children who said they were seeing the Virgin Mary appearing in front of them. They were all looking in different directions. Therefore the photo proved it was a figment of their imagination rather than a real ‘sighting’.

  4. REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER ONE:
    Mohammed, a pig and a dog walk into a brothel…

  5. Kauf Buch. What’s the punchline?

  6. False.
    LDS Churches have free wifi.
    The password is well known among church members, and works at almost every building in the world.

  7. So some churches do have free wifi where many keep some time without gadgets for spiritual contemplation.

  8. Uncle Luc has them now. The children prefer Uncle Luc as he is more fun, initially.

  9. The USA Gov wifi for guests in govi buildings has a binding agreement to fill out for this “free” wifi and is 3 pages long. I have been told it requires obscene acts, death of your first born, surrender of your soul and other stuff, that’s what I was told I haven’t read it yet. Couldn’t be any worse the the u$ ULA?

  10. They all raped Kauf Buch.

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