I Don’t Understand How I Get Taller And More Handsome

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I genuinely don't understand how I get taller and more handsome every time my grandma sees me. She shrinks and her eyes get worse.

8 thoughts on “I Don’t Understand How I Get Taller And More Handsome”

  1. Nailed it.

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  2. I used to get an anonymous Valentine’s Day card from a secret admirer every year. For some reason I stopped getting them after my grandma died. She was just trying to give me confidence!

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  3. And failed.

  4. Wake up!
    She tried to trick you into a relationship with her.

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  5. When the biggest and best part of your day is to debase another, then maybe your Nana should have instilled some confidence into you so you wouldn’t believe that putting another down brings you up.

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  6. OK Boomer

  7. Poor nana was senile.

  8. Nana hipness you are a wimp, and was trying to help you grow a pair.

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