Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Spectacularly

All of the music cover models in this gallery must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

This album tried to look hot but failed miserably.

9 thoughts on “Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Spectacularly”

  1. Pat Cooper is a comedian. His album cover is satire.

  2. I like the one with Borat playing accordion.

  3. Saveta Jovanovic insn’ half bad though

  4. Oh come on Eileen, is that really Kevin Rowland? (Checks) It really is him. What the hell happened?

  5. Yep. That’s one sexy lookin dude.

  6. The Herbie Mann album is actually really good. And what a dumb cover.

  7. @ Meh
    “I like the one with Borat playing accordion.”
    He’s actually Portuguese and sings “naughty” songs, still does… 😂😂😂

  8. What is wrong with manowar or the guys above them? I see nothing wrong with the good old times where not only women were being objectified on album covers.

  9. Icky.

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