That Gold Wasn’t a Present, It Was Child Support

When your girl gets pregnant "from the lord"but when your child is born, three dudes that you've never seen show up with gifts for the baby...

33 thoughts on “That Gold Wasn’t a Present, It Was Child Support”

  1. Fact is: The lord is a rapist.

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  2. Religion and facts….

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  3. Always with the Christian bashing…. Do Jews and mohammadans at least once.. You people can’t be that biased… or can you..

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  4. Well, to make jokes like the one above one needs to have some basic knowledge about the religion it is aimed at. This knowledge is surely missing in allegedly Christian countries when it comes to Judaism and more so regarding Islam.

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  5. 😂🤣 Yes, that’s why they never say anything bad about Jews or islam. Yup. That right there is the reason. You can’t fix stupid.

  6. Those two are Jews, oh anonymous crusader. You call yourself a christian and yet you have no clue about your “faith”.

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  7. Jews and Muslims are boring. Jews don’t care about your BS and crack the heftiest jokes themselves and Muslims are hysterical lunatics. It’s the Christians who claim to be the crown jewel of civilization. It’s easy to mock the haughty.

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  8. This is actually very pro Christian.

    It’s basically accepting that it’s ok to question God’s divine plan for our lives. Things do happen that will make us… and others question how events unfold. It’s not a sin to use our brains and common sense to work through a situation.

    And in this case there was divine intervention which helped Joseph understand what was going on.

    So great to see this site spreading positive Christian themes.

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  9. Rape isn’t a positive theme.
    Well, for Christians maybe. It’s the base of their faith. Women are just things to put your thingy into. Nine months later an heir pops out. Well, 50:50. If it’s a girl you are free to sell her. That’s the Lord’s law. It’s in the Bible. So it is positive. For Christian men.

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  10. These people aren’t Christian, Christ wasn’t a Christian, he was a Jew.

  11. Funny how the Christians never bother to say anything positive about their religion and just bash eatLiver instead. Very telling.

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  12. @Agnostic

    Well, now that you ask, let me start with the positive things about Christianity like crusades, burning witches, colonialism. Oh…

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  13. Spot on. That gold was sent to finance Joe’s family year vacation in Egypt. There was just enough gold to last them until Herod croaks from an aneurysm.

  14. Fact is: the Left can’t meme
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    And they’re all going to hell because of it

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  15. Hahahaha…

    The nothingness will be a lonely place for you. Fool of faith.

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  16. Rightards always fail at memes. Always have been.

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  17. I have more gold than those three losers.

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  18. Yes.. I suppose your right. You can have questions and still be a good Christian. Not like with islam where they just kill you. Hey, how did moohammad fly to the moon again…. Aaaaaa off with his head. I understand now. Thanks.

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  19. Notice how Joseph looks like Justine… no accident there. All hail Justine! All hail Justine!

  20. As if Christians with questions were never burned at the stake.

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  21. You are on full meth mode there, eh?

  22. Does look like Justine, you know, Justine. The one your allowing to give experimental gene therapy shots to your children without parental consent. Monsters, the lot of ya.

  23. *Not actually gene therapy at all. Does not alter your DNA.

    Lay off the conspiracy TV. You’ll feel better and much less angry.

  24. It’s gene therapy that’s been around for less then a year. But he’ll yes! Put that in our kids cause we don’t care. Hail Justine right. Monsters.

  25. What did you expect? They spend a lifetime feeding those same children this nasty ham, and telling them it’s bacon. Monsters! That stuff ain’t bacon! The shots are just to keep them safe and alive so they can keep feeding them stuff that isn’t bacon, and telling them that it is in fact bacon. Lies!

  26. Is this CSI Bethlehem? Why do Joseph and Mary look like Gil Grisom and Sara Sidle?

  27. That ‘news’ source you have been watching sure makes you freaked out and angry. They make a lot of money off of sheeple like you. You’ll believe anything.

  28. Aaa yes, the canadian way. Just ignore it if it’s unpleasant. VIDMAX. Watch the video. It was also on our local news. People are amazed. It’s like when your nazi government tried to arrest the priest. Huge story. But no worries, it’s just kids right. Monsters.

  29. It’s not gene therapy. Gene therapies use viruses. Yes, a viruses change your genome. Not the vaccine.

  30. One of your Trumpist people killed 8 in California. Watch the video on all channels.

  31. That should make you happy 😃. You HATE Americans so the less the better right. Now go help gather up the small children so the Government can inject them like a good little commie.

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  32. Everyone only hates Trump voting Americans. Like vermin.

  33. Thanks for your input Bolivia, or whatever country. Im sure Americans are all very concerned with your opinion. On anything. Ever. Their crushed by your words. All of them. Some are suicidal. I just wish more countries with your kind of influence would speak out as your country has. Perhaps you could get Ethiopia to join you in your strong meaningful stand against half the people in the US.

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