Well, offering the video of you squishing mayonnaise between your toes can be a huge turn on for some people. Could turn out differently as you expected
The one about bringing the conversation back to your cats is funny. I went on a blind date with a guy who kept bringing the conversation around to Tom Cruise.
Me: “So, tell me something about yourself.”
Him: “I’ve seen ever movie that Tom Cruise has been in.”
Me: “Oh. It’s good to have a hobby outside of work. I work in early childhood development right now, but I’m thinking about a career change. What do you do?”
Him: “Did you know Tom Cruise wanted to be a priest before he became an actor?”
Me: “I did not know that. Aside from watching Tom Cruise movies, what do you do for fun? I like hiking, rafting, and traveling when I can.”
Him: “Tom Cruise travels all over the world.”
Me: “That’s nice, but I don’t really care what celebrities do. I’m asking about YOU.”
*short, awkward silence*
Him: “I have a Top Gun poster in my room.”
Tell him your lesbian girl friend is a title IX lawyer.
Tell her your a mass murdering phycho. https://i.imgur.com/oCyM1Yc.png Nevermind…
Or that you can’t tell the difference between you’re and your, it should work.
Well, offering the video of you squishing mayonnaise between your toes can be a huge turn on for some people. Could turn out differently as you expected
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Tell her she is too slim and you like liberal size women.
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The one about bringing the conversation back to your cats is funny. I went on a blind date with a guy who kept bringing the conversation around to Tom Cruise.
Me: “So, tell me something about yourself.”
Him: “I’ve seen ever movie that Tom Cruise has been in.”
Me: “Oh. It’s good to have a hobby outside of work. I work in early childhood development right now, but I’m thinking about a career change. What do you do?”
Him: “Did you know Tom Cruise wanted to be a priest before he became an actor?”
Me: “I did not know that. Aside from watching Tom Cruise movies, what do you do for fun? I like hiking, rafting, and traveling when I can.”
Him: “Tom Cruise travels all over the world.”
Me: “That’s nice, but I don’t really care what celebrities do. I’m asking about YOU.”
*short, awkward silence*
Him: “I have a Top Gun poster in my room.”