People Sharing Funny Ways To Escape a Bad Date



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  1. Tell him your lesbian girl friend is a title IX lawyer.

  2. Girls like psychos with leadership skills September 30, 2018

    Tell her your a mass murdering phycho. Nevermind…

    • Intl nationalist October 1, 2018

      Or that you can’t tell the difference between you’re and your, it should work.

  3. Well, offering the video of you squishing mayonnaise between your toes can be a huge turn on for some people. Could turn out differently as you expected

  4. Obi-Wan Kenobi October 1, 2018

    General Reposti!

  5. Tell her she is too slim and you like liberal size women.

  6. condiment king 7 March 7, 2020

    she want cha-nae-nae,dio-yor

  7. Anonymous May 7, 2021

    The one about bringing the conversation back to your cats is funny. I went on a blind date with a guy who kept bringing the conversation around to Tom Cruise.
    Me: “So, tell me something about yourself.”
    Him: “I’ve seen ever movie that Tom Cruise has been in.”
    Me: “Oh. It’s good to have a hobby outside of work. I work in early childhood development right now, but I’m thinking about a career change. What do you do?”
    Him: “Did you know Tom Cruise wanted to be a priest before he became an actor?”
    Me: “I did not know that. Aside from watching Tom Cruise movies, what do you do for fun? I like hiking, rafting, and traveling when I can.”
    Him: “Tom Cruise travels all over the world.”
    Me: “That’s nice, but I don’t really care what celebrities do. I’m asking about YOU.”
    *short, awkward silence*
    Him: “I have a Top Gun poster in my room.”

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