We Germans take humor very seriously. We even have a ministry dedicated to it: The ministry of silly talks. everybody wants to work there, to a degree the whole government talks…you get the picture. Help!
Changing a light bulb is a basic engineering skill and therefore we Germans have to manage it at the age of 2 weeks or be abandoned in a dark forest like a weak Spartan baby. Humor is not an engineering skill and therefore we Germans are not interested. It goes without saying that if we for some reason would be interested we would master humor quickly by carefully analysing it and systematisch learn it and we would be better than anybody in the field of humor in 2 years tops. And now I have to go and design a car vastly superior to the piece of junk you drive. Auf Wiedersehen.
Die ist ein Kinnerhunder und zwei Mackel uber und der bitte schon ist den Wunderhaus sprechensie. ‘Nein’ sprecht der Herren ‘Ist aufern borger mit zveitingen’.
Sure you do… that’s not an energy efficient light bulb.
It actually is. This is a LED filament bulb.
We Germans take humor very seriously. We even have a ministry dedicated to it: The ministry of silly talks. everybody wants to work there, to a degree the whole government talks…you get the picture. Help!
The same amount as SJW’s, as the world revolves around them.
But they have less guns, less kills …. less any crimes. Not like shithole US.
We Germans dindo nuffin’
We neither
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gestapo!
Gestapo-who?
Wi vill ask ze questions!
Changing a light bulb is a basic engineering skill and therefore we Germans have to manage it at the age of 2 weeks or be abandoned in a dark forest like a weak Spartan baby. Humor is not an engineering skill and therefore we Germans are not interested. It goes without saying that if we for some reason would be interested we would master humor quickly by carefully analysing it and systematisch learn it and we would be better than anybody in the field of humor in 2 years tops. And now I have to go and design a car vastly superior to the piece of junk you drive. Auf Wiedersehen.
No humor? It’s over 60,000 times as powerful as Britain’s great pre-war joke.
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Die ist ein Kinnerhunder und zwei Mackel uber und der bitte schon ist den Wunderhaus sprechensie. ‘Nein’ sprecht der Herren ‘Ist aufern borger mit zveitingen’.
I’m dying.
Struth, Stop, stop, I’m dying of laughter.
Yup that is correct….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og8lP7Eo1HM
:)
My take away was;
* Germans still use incandescents
* She has a nice ass
* She had half a bottle of wine not drunk.
Eat Liver has obviously never seen “Winnetou” or “Magdalena, vom Teufel besessen”.
Really, WTF? Shouldn’t the question be;
How many Syrians does it take to screw in a light bulb any more?