Top 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong (Parody)

Did you know that gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall? Scroll down to see all top ten mind-blowing facts why gay marriage should be banned!

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Why gay marriage is wrong.

Please note that this post is a parody of anti-gay-marriage arguments. We on this site are for marriage equality. Not against. And since this is such a controversial topic, please stay civil in the comments. Thanks!

44 thoughts on “Top 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong (Parody)”

  1. #11: Domestic abuse rates are higher in homosexual marriages.

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  2. All of them?

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  3. Compared to heterosexuals, all variations of homosexual relationships have higher domestic violence rates; man/man, woman/woman, bi-sexual women, bi-sexual men.

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  4. Also Homosexuals are 30% more likely to molest children. Hard fact from the FBI stats. Also the pink hand shuts down books, interviews and articles written by the children of gays. Most of them went through hell and ended up dysfunctional. Rosie Odonnels daughter etc.. gays are a selfish bunch. Stole the rainbow from children cause they can’t just pick a color like every other Org. Sad thing is no one cares who adults sleep with anymore. Gay marriage is legal and gays have more legal rights and protections then Blacks. But still it goes on and on… sad.

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  5. Is that actually true?

  6. True. Just like the Jewish Europe holocaust. American Indians Armenians and countless other peoples suffered the same fate or worse, but nooooo. Only that one matters right.

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  7. Excelent satire.

  8. I recommend backing that claim up with evidence if you want people to adhere to it. Otherwise you’re leaving yourself open to responses like this one.

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  9. The #1 reason against gay marriage is found in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10: 9.Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10.nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.

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  10. Sigh… this is turning into a leftist meme.

    This is a report that blankets many studies. My claim was wrong for male/male relationships, which have lower violence rates than men in heterosexual relationships. Best off are women in heterosexual relationships and worst off are women in bisexual relationships. https://bit.ly/31j33uv

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  11. So don’t get gay married.

  12. Gay marriage is legal in the UK and almost every where. Get over it now. Gays just can’t take winning. Always has to be more and more. This is why many people don’t care for them.

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  13. 2000 years ago the belief in imaginary people was high. Today the majority of the western world knows better than to believe in fairy tales.

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  14. Gay activists and over-eager supporters can’t stand the indifrence of vast majority of people.
    They crave attention.
    Anyway they can get it.
    (I am gay)

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  15. So based on pic #2, my wife has been hanging around with big breasted women?

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  16. Tsk, tsk, All those homophobic comments. Who knew there were so many latent homosexuals around here

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  17. Don’t you wish!

  18. I knew all this sarcasm would confuse some people.

    Gay life is too confusing for heterosexuals. Straight homosexuals spontaneously combust.

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  19. Sounds like you are stuffed then

  20. Going by the cases that caught much attention in Europe during the past few decades, there seems to be a certain connection between child molesting an being catholic.

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  21. Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

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  22. Why did this never-observed-diety make people (and animals) homosexual in the first place?

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  23. I did try, but the pdf to the blanket report of several studies didn’t make it through moderation, so you’ll have to use the keywords to find it yourself. It’s titled “Intimate partner violence and sexual abuse among lgbt peoplea review of existing research”. I was wrong on one claim; male/male homosexuals have a lesser violence rate than males in a heterosexual relationship. Best off are women in heterosexual relationships and worst off are women in bisexual relationships.

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  24. So the democratic left could use them and blacks and trans and anyone they can trick to force Creepy Joe down the throat of the world. I guess… mohamadans are the largest child sex offenders on earth by the by. Just to keep things real.

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  25. I say we need to allow n marriage, where n>2 and each member can be of any sex, and thats it. This will include regular, gay, lesbian, polygyny, plyandry and group a.k.a swedish or polyfidelity marriages. Grown up people should be allowed to do what they want.

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  26. Because God is evil.

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  27. What do gays have to do with child sex offenders? Right, nothing. It’s just a lame attempt to criminalize gay people. You are pathetic.

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  28. Many countries have gay marriage. They didn’t break down. All people there a happy to marry. Kids are still born.

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  29. I think it’s the gay haters who give them most attention. Normal people don’t care if you are gay or not.

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  30. Fake stories in a fake book. Religion is a scam back from the bronze age. So all arguments are basicly not existent.

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  31. Religion has nothing to do with “reason”.

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  32. Don’t trust any statistics. Most planes don’t crash because they can fly.

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  33. Oh snap – There is no doubt this is caused by prior mistreatment and social alienation by society. People like you.

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  34. @Anon: Is that actually true?

  35. Two of the three aspects of God came a calling on Lot and told him to get out of the city of Sodom as he was going to destroy it. While discussing this issue with Lot who was somewhat resistant to the idea, a mob showed up at the door. They had seen the God come to Lots house and wanted to rape him. Well of course God wasn’t on board with this and striked the mob blind. But even in there blindness they groped the door for the handle to continue there evil pursuit. God whisked Lot and his family out of Sodom and put them outside of the city and told them to flee to the mountains. He then destroyed the city with fire and brimstone.

    Sodom is where we get the word Sodomite, now a banned word as of late on many sites.

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  36. If you’ve ever worn mixed fabrics, you’re already going to hell. So you might as well be gay.

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  37. That fairy tale is commonly known. It’s part of the usual folklore.

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  38. Cite your sources, please?

  39. … and of course one cannot be both Black and homosexual. Make up some better fake statistics, please.

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  40. Can’t this culturally marxist site go even one day without some western civilization degrading pro-homo propaganda?

    People come here for the comedy, not the constant preaching of subversive immune system destroying perversion.

    Bring back the funny.

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  41. Looks like you missed your leap in evolution to the 21. century. Enjoy extinction with your other Trump wan*ers.

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  42. This is a stupid article and it is full of lies.

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  43. To be honest who would want to live in an unhappy marriage? Yea no one.

  44. Very bold of you to assume that everyone believes in the Bible, or god. I’m reviled by your rhetoric, which makes you a reviler. Guess you can’t inherit the kingdom of god either. Oh, well. Tough luck, buddy.

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