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on March 29, 2018
I’ve never seen a man shake a petrol pump.
Yeah I tried, could not – and I’m not the weakest man around. Bolted to the ground these damn things are.
Is that Ethel?
Lol I’d say something but I might get haters
Too late. We’ll troll you if you don’t say it.
Better say it!! :)
Well, I’ll say: I sure hope she jig… shakes.
With the price on petrol these days, she better be lifting the hose up and making there isn’t any petrol left in the hose. If not, then it’s time for divorce.
Shaking more than twice and it’s playing with yourself!
You can shake it, you can squeeze it, you can beat it against the wall, but ya gotta put it in your pants to make the last drop fall.
No matter how much you shake your peg at least one drop goes down your leg
Yor lucky if dem crazy wominz even git da hose in de right hole. Den day drive off wid da hose still in da spigot and tear yor hose rite off.
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I’ve never seen a man shake a petrol pump.
Yeah I tried, could not – and I’m not the weakest man around. Bolted to the ground these damn things are.
Is that Ethel?
Lol I’d say something but I might get haters
Too late. We’ll troll you if you don’t say it.
Better say it!! :)
Well, I’ll say: I sure hope she jig… shakes.
With the price on petrol these days, she better be lifting the hose up and making there isn’t any petrol left in the hose. If not, then it’s time for divorce.
Shaking more than twice and it’s playing with yourself!
You can shake it, you can squeeze it, you can beat it against the wall, but ya gotta put it in your pants to make the last drop fall.
No matter how much
you shake your peg
at least one drop
goes down your leg
Yor lucky if dem crazy wominz even git da hose in de right hole. Den day drive off wid da hose still in da spigot and tear yor hose rite off.