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Do women shake the pump after filling up? Or is it just a man thing?

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  1. I’ve never seen a man shake a petrol pump.

    • Yeah I tried, could not – and I’m not the weakest man around. Bolted to the ground these damn things are.

  2. Is that Ethel?

  3. Lol I’d say something but I might get haters

  4. E.A. Presley March 29, 2018

    Well, I’ll say: I sure hope she jig… shakes.

  5. Oil Drinker March 30, 2018

    With the price on petrol these days, she better be lifting the hose up and making there isn’t any petrol left in the hose. If not, then it’s time for divorce.

  6. The Old Man on the Mountain Alamut March 30, 2018

    Shaking more than twice and it’s playing with yourself!

  7. Bathroom Poet March 30, 2018

    You can shake it, you can squeeze it, you can beat it against the wall, but ya gotta put it in your pants to make the last drop fall.

    • No matter how much
      you shake your peg
      at least one drop
      goes down your leg

  8. Duck Admiral March 31, 2018

    Yor lucky if dem crazy wominz even git da hose in de right hole. Den day drive off wid da hose still in da spigot and tear yor hose rite off.

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