Funny Boat Names That Will Make You Laugh

This gallery of funny boat names is so full of stupid puns that it’s pretty obvious dads named them. Scroll down and use this gallery as an inspiration for a name for your own boat, if you’re thinking about buying one.

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9 thoughts on “Funny Boat Names That Will Make You Laugh”

  1. The rich man’s humour.

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  2. Eat the rich 🤑

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  3. Upon release from my future prison stay I intend to have the biggest,
    most luxurious ocean liner built just for me. I will stay at sea where no
    tax officials anywhere can steal my money.
    I figure if everyone who has ever donated to any of my causes coughs
    up just $2000.00 each, construction can begin immediately.

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  4. It’s a sickness. They just can’t help themselves. Obsession takes over their small minds and this is the result. Sad 😞

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  5. So much bitterness here from unemployed bums who don’t believe in working hard to get ahead in life.

    So sad. But I guess that’s why we have welfare.

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  6. Yes I worked so hard my daddy gave me a small loan of 14 million dollars! I took that 14 million and played the stocks just like Bob the average blue collar and guess what the stocks we bought boosted by 10 percent!!! So I won 1.4 million But Bob only won 1000 cause he could only afford to put in 10 grand! It’s not that the system is rigged against Bob……it’s just he didn’t work hard enough like I did! It’s why you don’t have as much money as me…..your just not hard enough of a worker!

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  7. …everyone needs to chill.

  8. Wet Dream is probably the funnies one

  9. It’s fun to watch boaters with more money than sense sink themselves trying to get out of haulover inlet in Florida. Florida man at it’s finest…morons.

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