Brilliant Tweets by Single People

7 thoughts on “Brilliant Tweets by Single People”

  1. When I was single I went to the most posh places with a date for Valentines. Now, as a married man, I’m lucky if we go to the McD’s.

  2. Lol the second one is going to give a lot of people anxiety depending on the direction she’s facing when she yells

  3. Like

  4. Have kids and get divorced and you’ll be lucky with having ramen noodles.

  5. Achieving critical mass in one’s 401k with self control at 50. Or no self control no 401k, divorce papers in dresser drawer? Hmm, let me think about this some more.

  6. he’s right you know

  7. The SAW puppet is hilarious.

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