Animals After Switching To Standard American Diet

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What would happen if animals ate like Americans for one year? And second question to people who are viewing this gallery from US: how butthurt are you right now?

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  1. Meh, ps skillz I had back when I was 16. Long time.

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    • More anti American BS. Spreading that hate is job one here.

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    • LOL. American Republican accusing other people of spreading hate. Now that’s funny!

      They hate the dems, the election officials, the president, the media, the FBI, teachers, books, LGTBQ people, immigrants, Muslims. Even the Canadians and Eat Liver. They really hate California, and soon they will hate Georgia and New York too. ( for accusing their swamp king of more crimes. )

      It’s supposed to be love thy neighbor, not JUDGE thy neighbor.

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    • There’s that hate. As always.

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    • America lives rent free in these people’s heads. It’s green surroundings, though. Pity, the all-consuming jealousy.

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    • just sayin' August 27, 2022

      Lucky it wasn’t an English language joke; “skillz you ain’t got ’round to”

    • English ain’t that important. There are other, better languages. Everyone speaks kind of English because it’s primitive and easy to learn.

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    • That shark has eaten too many Americans….

  2. Sorry, but those are the aspects murrica is known for:
    – hand fire weapons with every liquor purchase
    – massive obesity
    – no health care
    – black friday Kills
    – fast food
    – rednecks
    – banning Darwinism from public schools and forcing creationism to be thought
    – flat earth, KKK, right wing republicans, fox news

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    • American derangement syndrome. They can’t ridicule any other country. They just can’t help themselves. Also if they did they can go to jail for internet posts. And they will tell you they are free. Haha. It’s funny, but sad. They deserve it though.

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    • We ridicule our own country in languages you can’t read.

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    • Hehe, true.

    • True, we Europeans are making fun of each other all the time. Still not whining about it and working together. Only the US goes to extremes with everything and has zero self-irony. Totally indoctrinated into thinking God chose them as the ultimate country, the chosen ones. After they slaughtered the original inhabitants. While the rest of the world shakes their head about their backward morals and ethics, brainless patriotism, cliche worldview and passes by into the future.
      In many aspects Americans, the Chinese and Russians are alike. Rude, cruel, uneducated, ignorant, backwards, totalitarian, threatening and selling out others for their own gain and waving with nukes.
      The barbarians of out time.

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    • Sometimes every downvote is a badge of honour.

  3. Come on people, stop the American bashing!!
    Now that China has obtained a degree of wealth they are now faced
    with a health problem they have never had before —- Obesity —-.
    Where ever food is in abundance large portions of there population
    fall into this problem. Lot of really fat slobs all over Europe.

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    • Freedom burgers!!!

    • Looks like Americans prefer to bash their children. At school. It’s legal in US schools to torture children. Missouri just made it easier. Conservative progress.

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    • It’s legal as long as there are no visible injuries on the children. Just like in an abusive household.

  4. But their not allowed to bash other countries. To much jail time.

  5. Yeah, Europe did SO well all by themselves in WW1 and WW2.
    How about taking on Putin all by yourselves…oh, that’s right, you’ve got NATO and all those
    fat American soldiers to help you just in case.
    I suggest a bunch of you take a trip to Normandy and visit the graves of the Americans who died fighting the Nazis then make your comments; until then, maybe hide under your beds.

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    • You had no problem asking European soldiers to find made-up WMDs in Iraq.
      You fools really think there are only American soldiers lying in the graves at Normandy? Get some history lessons. Real ones, not those revised by the GOP.
      This is the American hybris everyone is talking about. This is why you fail.

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    • If it wasn’t for American soldiers the Iron Curtain would started at the Rhine.
      France would not have been occupied though, even the Soviets would not
      have wanted them. Too whiny!

    • So, you can see multiple realities now?
      Hadn’t American soldiers intervened Britain would have fallen soon. Russia wouldn’t have been able to withstand the Axis sooner or later once there wouldn’t have been a west front. They had more soldiers and material, but less advanced technology and tactics.
      After that the “America first” crowd would have sold America to the Führer in order to avoid Japanese occupation.

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  6. Read a history book you dumb trumpanzee. Your autism is showing.

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    • Why do you insult autists? Autists usually would not vote for Trump. He stands for everything a high functioning autist would despise.

    • You don’t need a high functioning brain to figure out that Trump is a charlatan.

    • This is true though.

    • Charlatan, my my, pretty fancy word to be use in this platform.

    • Not everyone here is a member of the orange monkey band.

  7. Derangement syndrome anyone..

  8. New Jab coming in days. Get some!

    • You better do. Death rates are high in regions with a high percentage of antivaxxers, Simon. They spread.

  9. Fun fact: you can’t get fat eating salad. ’Muricans don’t eat salad. Steak with onions and mayo isn’t salad.

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