These Mustache Pacifiers Will Turn Your Baby Into a Middle-Aged Man

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While some babies are born with the look, others have to use mustache pacifiers to turn themselves into slightly grumpy middle-aged men. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of these questionable parenting decisions, and don’t forget order one for your own kid!

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If you want to turn your baby into a middle-aged man, various mustache pacifier styles are available on Amazon.

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  1. The Party Secretary for Diversity and Inclusion December 28, 2021

    I guess it’s too early at the moment for sex reassignment surgery and hormone blockers.

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  2. All these bundles of joy thanks to the fertility clinic of Dr.Mario OBGYN…

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  3. All these babies were made by cis gendered people.

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