Poor Emmanuel Macron

When you can't surrender unconditionally because it’s not your country...

54 thoughts on “Poor Emmanuel Macron”

  1. Hahaha, the French.

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  2. Hahaha, the Europeans.

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  3. Someone once asked him how they’d defend Paris in case it was attacked. He replied that he didn’t know as they’d never tried.

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  4. And here I thought this was a baking joke. 🫣

    That was fun. Thanks for the post!

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  5. They stopped defending Paris so the Germans wouldn’t level it like the Russians leveled Mariupol.

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  6. How’s your new American civil war going? *lol*

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  7. Never trust anyone that looks like Mr Morden, and is a WEF collaborator.

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  8. Don’t get me wrong. We love the French and French culture. Just jokes among friends about a darker time.🥖❤️🥨

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  9. I’d rather won’t trust you. Especially as you stole my nickname.

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  10. Have someone read you a history book.

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  11. Every day on Eatliver: politics.

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  12. The centre of London was flattened by the Germans during the second world war but the Brits didn’t surrender, kept on fighting, and eventually won along with the other allied nations.
    And before anybody comments about not using the Reply button it doesn’t work in my browser.

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  13. Obviously it does. Did you choose the wrong multiaccount?

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  14. I blame Trump and the hollow heads following him.

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  15. Alt-right and useful idiots brigading hard. The humor must confuse them.

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  16. He’s actually being reasonable about the Russia/Ukraine situation and wants to find a diplomatic solution, which is much better than the warmongering and weapon selling that the USUK are up to.

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  17. Thanks for your support comrade

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  18. Remember when those thugs broke into a farmers house and the farmer killed one of them in self defense then Emmanuel Macron stated that he didn’t believe in self defense? This sums up the French completely. Cowards to the end. Run while you can!

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  19. Anon#2,3
    Rheee! Rheee!

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  20. Manger de la merde

  21. Nope, never heard of it?

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  22. He said it. Just like Justine Castro Trudeau said, “You can’t use a gun to defend yourself in Canada.” “That’s not a right that you have.”

    There is no hope for people who live in countries like this. None. And if you agree with it your No different then the idiots in Germany in the 30s. This is indefensible, but they’ll defend it. Run!

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  23. The problem with you airheads is that you always use your quotes out of context. That’s how everyone knows you are lying and making things up. Half the truth is also a lie.
    He might have said that, but you cut off the quote too early. You have totally the right to defend yourself with a gun. But not in all situations. The use of force must be reasonable. If the burglar is unarmed you are not allowed to blow his head off. Must be sad for bloodlusty ‘Mericans. Like that loon who set a honeytrap in his garage and killed a teenager stealing two bottles of beer. Murder country.
    And this doesn’t just apply to guns but to all weapons like knives or baseball bats. This is actually the law in most 1st world countries. USA is somewhere in the stage between 3rd and 2nd world and might be more dangerous. We get it. Sad.
    You can read all this up in Canadian law. I’m not Canadian and was able to debunk your BS in a few minutes. Pathetic.

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  24. @Anon#2
    “Measured Force” will get you killed. The defender must ensure the attacker is put down hard and does not get up.

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  25. That’s bronze age philosophy. American.

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  26. The French have surrendered their country to the Muslims.
    Now they feel a need to help others surrender as well.
    Me thinks they all have a loose screw or two.

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  27. People are just cowards. Never HAD to fight. Always let the US do their dirty work. Love em or hate em.. Americans will kick your ass any time any where. They’re raised on it. It’s the one thing you can count on.

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  28. The US had its ass kicked in Vietnam, Pearl Harbour, the Iranian hostage situation and various others. If you need to get the job done better to call the Israelis or the British SAS.

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  29. Maybe some people aren’t looking for a fight like the U.S. All those deadly toys. Would be a shame to let them take dust in some hangar. So says the Lord.

  30. US left Afghanistan with its tail between the legs. And we all know who ordered and negotiated the retreat. Trump – before he lost the election.

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  31. The republican equivalent to leaving a pile of turds in one’s bed.
    Produce a crisis. Get out of office. Blaim successor for your mess. Works all the time.

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  32. Not talking about war or Government BS. Talking about what happens when some piece of shi& breaks into your house. Gonna be brutal, efficient and lethal. Canada, France etc.. just help you bag stuff up and hold their daughters and wives down for them. No wonder islam owns the place. Cowards.

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  33. Only in your wet rightard dreams.

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  34. So says the Lord, what an idiot!

  35. So says the Lord, what an idiot!

  36. German the Herman, how ‘bout Hans the Hun for your new handle?

  37. The big difference is that in Europe, if someone breaks into your house they’re very very unlikely to be carrying a gun. You’re allowed to use reasonable force to defend yourself or your property. A baseball bat is ok. An assault rifle is not ok. Reasonable force allows you to attack the intruder and prevent them leaving until the police arrive. It doesn’t allow you to beat them senseless or kill them.

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  38. This is correct. You are allowed to overpower the offender by reasonable force and to perform a civil arrest until the authorities arrive when you caught someone in the act.
    The civil arrest can be performed not only in your house. It can be done by anyone in any place if an offender is caught in the act.
    You are NOT allowed to perform an execution. It could just be a tired drunk person mistaking the house or flat for their own. It’s on the authorities to break the case, judge the culprit and execute a punishment. Not you and your AR-15.

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  39. Not in the U.S. it seems. So the U.S. are still the WILD WEST. Something that a user here indignantly rejected just a few weeks ago.

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  40. Good comment, here are your 5 rubles from the shift supervisor.

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  41. The Huns were a congolomerate of horsemen tribes from Central Asia that expanded their raids into Western Europe during the late antiquity. You are obviously completely clueless. Tststs.

  42. Mine is the wurst comment in this thread…

  43. Since the Left defunded the police and fired 40% of police officers who refused to take an experimental drug, violent crime in the US is up 50% in some cities. We have empty shelves at the grocery stores, no baby formula and with the gas prices and inflation, crime has no where to go but up. While law enforcement of any kind is going down. So while things are worse then they’ve ever been, now the Left is demanding the Americans turn in their they’re guns. They’re only protection from the growing lawlessness the Left has created. If Americans don’t purge the Left from office this fall they will become a dictatorship like Canada. My bet is the Americans will NOT give up they’re only defensive tools. And in that mad violent culture who could blame them. Breaking into most American homes increasingly carriers the death penalty. Even the kids will shoot ya.

  44. You are the reason why the old communist Putin is winning. He totally made you his puppet.

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  45. Every word of that is true. Every word. So either point out what you believe isn’t true or crawl back under your uninformed rock.

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  46. 1. In most of the world the Democrats would be considered to be right wing (not left) and the republicans would be considered to be extreme right wing.
    2. The covid vaccine is not an “experimental drug”. It’s a proven way to dramatically reduce your chance of catching covid and if you do catch it its a proven way to dramatically reduce your chances of passing it on to otheres. The police have frequent contact with the public, including vulnerable people and therefore need to be vaccinated. It isn’t called discrimination, it’s called being an adult.
    3. I don’t live in the USA so I looked up gas prices on the web and (please correct me if I’m wrong) but as of today (18th June 2022) the prices seem to be around five dollars a gallon. In the UK petrol is currently the equivalent of ten dollars a gallon. Inflation in the UK is currently at about seven percent (depending on which items are used to calculate the figure). However, the UK hasn’t seen any significant increase in crime levels. Other European countries are in a similar situation.
    4. Friends of mine who live in the US tell me that they haven’t experienced any significant shortages in the grocery stores. There are shortages of some products but there are alternatives available. I haven’t noticed any shortages in British stores, with the exception of some cooking oils which are from Ukraine.
    5. The lack of baby formula is a result of global supply chain issues (largely caused by covid), compounded by a a product recall after a couple of babies died after consuming a particular formula. Compared to the rest of the developed world, the USA has a fairly low proportion of mothers who breastfeed. Maybe if they breastfed more the infant formula crisis would be less severe. That’s what breasts are supposed to be used for.
    6. The Democrats haven’t created the crime levels. (I won’t call them “the left” as they’re not left wing by world standards).
    7. The USA is much more likely to become a dictatorship with the Republicans in charge. They promote restrictions in voting rights, banning abortion, banning same sex relationships, promoting creationism and other pseudo sciences, banning books that they don’t agree with, plus the racism which seems to be ingrained in the Republican psyche.
    8. One thing we agree on is that American’s won’t give up their guns. And as a result the murder rate in the USA will continue to be incredibly high. The muder rate in the USA is four times that of the UK per million people. In living memory there has only been one high school shooting in the UK (Dunblane in 1996). There have been 27 school shootings in the USA in 2022 alone.
    9. If someone breaks into your home and you kill them, that is murder.

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  47. TL;DR

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  48. Boohoo, the OP downgraded my comment because I did not read its what looks like a political manifest…

  49. Boohoo, the OP downgraded my comment because I did not read its what looks like a political manifest…

  50. Dont blame you for not reading it, so sad to write political essays on a humor site… I’ve looked at it, the OP must be some “serious German dude” who obviously knows what is right and what is wrong.

  51. Yeah, hahaha… so “sad and useless” ;-)

  52. Typical Leftist. Just meaningless word salad. No substance or truth. Just whining about a country they don’t live in, again.

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  53. Ok incel.

  54. Says the rightard guy always bashing other countries he doesn’t live in and attacking politicians he didn’t and can’t even vote. Pathetic.

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