The World’s Loneliest Man Isn’t Lonely Anymore!

Once upon a time, in a small village in France, there lived a lonely man named Pierre. He longed for companionship, but had never been able to find the right person. One day, while wandering through the countryside, he came across a pile of rags. Inspiration struck, and Pierre decided to make himself a girlfriend out of the rags. He carefully sewed the rags together, creating the shape of a woman. He gave her a dress, a pair of shoes, and even a wig. At first everyone laughed at Pierre. But as the days passed, the neighbors grew used to seeing Pierre and his rag doll girlfriend together. They began to realize that Pierre was happy and that was all that mattered. They even began to see the rag doll as a real person, and would often greet her with a smile and a wave. In the end, Pierre’s rag doll girlfriend brought joy and laughter to the whole town, and Pierre was no longer lonely. He lived happily ever after with the rag doll of his dreams!

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

This is not weird at all.

13 thoughts on “The World’s Loneliest Man Isn’t Lonely Anymore!”

  1. This story is so sweet it gave me a freakin toothache.

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  2. Pretty sure there are bodies inside…

  3. No. Just no.

  4. Old, but gold!

  5. Ahh yes. I remember those pics from when the interweb was still fairly young in the last millenia.

    Anyhoo, the story is made up. Notice the wall sockets on the painting photo? Those are not french sockets. Also the car Is the US version of the VW Golf 1 Cabrio (Convertible).

  6. Good catch

  7. no healthcare = free roaming weirdos

  8. Still better love story than twilight

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  9. That’s a quite low threshold…

  10. Mmmm… NO!!!

  11. Well spotted. Also, in French it’s joyeux Noël, not Merry Christmas. This guy is most likely Murrican.

  12. Your observations make me think of that docu “Don’t F–k With Cats” – and the efforts of people online to scour every frame of a criminal’s video for location clues. Wall sockets and other ordinary things were scrutinized and I was fascinated to see how much information was gained that way.

  13. um…

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