How To Receive a Crappy Christmas Present


Created by Matthew Inman.


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  1. cream of wheat December 10, 2017

    This looks like the work of The Oatmeal?

    • Is your real name Sherlock Holmes?

    • Surely the ‘signature’ in the final picture was a give-away. I mean, one doesn’t have to be Sherlock Holmes, one only has to have the ability to read ^^

    • Sherlock Holmes December 10, 2017

      Come on, Gentlemen. Give him credit. I couldn’t find the clue. He did. New master detective in town.

    • Doctor Watson December 10, 2017

      Do you want to make a note, Mr. Holmes?

    • Sherlock Holmes December 10, 2017

      Of course not, my dear Doctor. Let us forget about this.

    • This website looks like The picture in top of rhis page seems to be a joke, involving christmas presents. And how to receive them.

      Cream of What might just be on another level. He took the hint from the comic, and are desvribing the “poor gift” (the comic) to us all.

      It’s like he is playing 5-D chess. And the rest of you are on a ZX Spectrum playing space Invaders in a parallel universe where only 1 colour exist; fecesbrown.

      – CatMan

      PS Cats > X-mas

  2. gobsmacked scientist December 10, 2017

    A ceramic beaver is a modification of Fleshlight

  3. I only want the vomiting squirrel gravy boat.

  4. Well at least it’s not a starbucks gift card

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