Look at the cute little furry creatures. Look closely. Very Closely. Smug Fat little Bastards. Exactly what is wrong with society these days. All the bloody Entitled little furry Bastards. Trump Voters. Putin Voters. Boris Johnson Voters. Damned right voting bloody Furry Rodents.
American squirrels, right?
If it was a UK squirrel theyd have busted ass dirty teeth
Of course! Anywhere else they’d have already been eaten.
Fattened with hamburgers, fries and cola.
Take a look at those stupid scumbags.
And what about the squirrels?
One of those is a prairie dog or some shit
And the last one is badly shopped.
Hey! Squirrels are natures weather forecasters. Fat squirrel = cold winter.
Oh lawd. They are chonking!
Or call 1-800-EAT-SHIT
Then shove it up your bum. Would earn you more money & cost nothing.
Look at the cute little furry creatures. Look closely. Very Closely. Smug Fat little Bastards. Exactly what is wrong with society these days. All the bloody Entitled little furry Bastards. Trump Voters. Putin Voters. Boris Johnson Voters. Damned right voting bloody Furry Rodents.
Squirrels are evil.
Or Left wing White Cats. They are even worse. Pr*cks all of them.
Squirrels > Cats > Dogs