This Is Choriaster: The World’s Sexiest Starfish

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Meet the Choriaster starfish. It’s like a creature from the outer space took a vacation on Earth and decided to disguise itself as a sea creature with five d*cks. With its long, spindly arms and brightly colored skin, the Choriaster starfish looks like it belongs in an adult sci-fi movie. It shouldn’t be called Choriaster at all –  “c*cktopus” or “pentad*ck” is a much more suitable name.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

Despite its weird appearance, the Choriaster starfish is a real, living creature. It can be found in the waters of the western Pacific, where it crawls around on the ocean floor, looking for food. it’s not picky – the Choriaster starfish will happily munch on pretty much anything it can find, from bits of dead fish to tiny crustaceans… as long as they look as sexy as itself.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

Choriaster: the world's sexiest starfish.

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  1. Photoshop manipulation here folks!

  2. Wonky Wanker April 22, 2023

    They Must be Really Stupid with 5 D*cks.

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    • Have you ever seen one of these at university? You are right.

    • Unlike your genius with one micro p*nis?

    • Sorry, I don’t have a Phd and a normal sized pp. Unlike you. Or you wouldn’t be obsessed with it.

  3. To what length will these tentacles grow? Asking for a friend.

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