The Modern Socialist

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Takes an Uber to the Starbucks where they post on social media from an iPhone to complain about capitalism.

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  1. Cox-a-'splodin' May 18, 2018

    The Modern Liberal: thinks this is a criticism of socialism.

    • Aren’t many hipsters neo-nazis?
      Called socialism but just liberalism in disguise.

    • Doubt guy May 18, 2018

      Aren’t nazis a flavor of leftism? (Against capitalism, in favor of big governments)

    • I don’t think so. This “big” government is just a facade. In the third reich companies wouldn’t get nationalized. The private owners were still the owners of the companies and collaborated with the government for big armor contracts. Nazi elite would get bribes, steal from the treasury and the company owners got rich. Sound familiar? Like the actual U.S. goverment at the moment. Totally liberal. Like the program of most neo-nazi parties which are also called “right-wing” parties. Oh, like the republicans. Hm…
      The only socialist aspect if the nazis were their programs to organize the life of everyone to control the people. But when it came to business they did what a good American would do.

    • F*** The Party May 19, 2018

      @Dat
      National Socialism is NAZI.

      Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Chavez, Maduro, Little Rocket Man. so much death and destruction and elimination of human potential.

      Yea 2A.

    • Add Trump to the list. He is making the perfect environment for more death. He’s catapulting us back to the world pre WW1.

    • I hate Trump so much, he is doing thing very bad for my two liberal brain cells, even though things are better with him

    • Why does Trump hate America so much?

    • “even though things are better with him” made my day. I can die with a smile now.

    • What exactly is worse now with Trump besides libs’ butthurt feelings?

    • Nothing, if the USA had their own planet for themselves in a galaxy far, far away…

    • Sooner or later you’ll notice that you have no more friends because he pissed all of them off. You won’t be great. You’ll be alone.

    • So EUro and Dat have no examples of what’s worse? That’s what I expected :D
      Only 2 snowflakes with butthurt feelings.

    • Not surprised you can’t comprehend the result of Trump’s actions. Jumping around shouting and throwing poop is much easier for people like you than actual thinking.
      What examples do you expect? They will come to you soon enough. War without help from any allies (as there are none left), financial crash, sanctions against the US worldwide. The kick in your balls will come and it will come very hard now Trump has thrown away your jockstrap.
      Your high-treason president sold you to Putin for a piss flick. And he got some serious experience in kicking I’ve heard.

    • Are you serious? Skip the melodrama, Trump has increased sanctions against Russia and Putin in April, our allies backed the US in Syria gas attack response and Israel supports Trump on Iran nuclear sanctions. Nobody is running away from US friendship. Melodramatic nonsense.

    • So in resume, it’s only libs feelings that for hurt? Nothing else is worse? :D

    • He has threaten us Europeans several times now. Tariffs against the US are ready in case he attacks the free markets. He insults Europe on a regular basis, lies about us. He calls a whole continent “shit hole”. He blackmails Asian trading partners mafia style. People don’t see any friendship anymore. You are governed by a mob gangster.
      The sanctions against Russia are just a risk Putin took when he made Trump president. The chaos and destabilization Trump causes is worth it. Isreal, I’m talking about the country, not jews here, is corrupt like Trump. Of course they support each other. Like Trump their president is a criminal and thief. Those kind of people will always try to begin a war as a distraction from their guild.
      He has never been a good business man. He ruined all of his companies when he was in charge. His “deals” were just blackmail. He had people kill themselves(?) after he ruined them. Put him in jail and get a real president. Yet I don’t know if your lunatic, religious vice president is an alternative. Better ask him what Jesus wispered in his ear before you put him in charge.
      At the moment America isn’t on the way to greatness. You are in nosedive but think everything is super because you feel waitless. Sooner or later you’ll hit the ground.
      And no trolling will save you.

    • Crooked Trump May 22, 2018

      Forget it. Pug and his fellow retards are too much in denial to see the truth. Hehehe.

    • Small correction: weightless.

    • @EUro in resume: “I cry because Trump does not work in favor of Europe and I’m too lazy to demand that from my government. Then I go back to tell how much people don’t like him and how bad the world is, without actually telling why. Then I side with Hamas against Israel and tell Israel is bad without saying why.
      And I finish crying again because Trump is not giving me a hug.”

      Let me tell a secret: American people elected him to defend American people. Go cry to your Governo then try again. He’s doing great to USA.

    • Let me tell you another secret: even more American people voted against him because they realized that he is bad for the American people. Even a staunch republican can not deny the simple truth that the guy behaves like the obnoxious dim-witted uncle you try to avoid at birthday parties.

    • Wow, Pug. So many words and such a long post but all I can read is “My name is Pug and I eat Trumps feces and I like it. My name is Pug and I eat Trump feces and i like it.” At first glance it was something about Europe, governments and something completly soft-headed that didn’t make sense anyway. But I was wrong. There are just feces in your mouth. You are a pug indeed.

  2. Hey, get your hand off my wallet May 19, 2018

    He’s calling Michael Moore on his 0bamaphone to get the hotline for more free stuff from the government.

  3. Roger Lambert May 19, 2018

    Like there is nothing to complain about re capitalism in America? Please….

    • If you complain about capitalism you are a communist. Didn’t you get that?

    • Too close for comfort May 21, 2018

      Anything > Hillary.

    • New level in the dictionary:
      bad
      worse
      worst
      trump

  4. Al Bondigas May 23, 2018

    I remember when this site used to be about funny photos.

  5. This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school. After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department. And then I log on to the internet — which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration — and post on EatLiver.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.

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