Funny And Very Relatable Black Friday Tweets

Shopping on Black Friday apparently means throwing punches… or taking punches. Maybe we should rename it Black-and-blue Friday? We’d like to think that the great shopping mall body count of 2022 will end up a small percentage of the total number of shoppers who ventured out on the day after Thanksgiving. But one thing is for certain: on Twitter violent shopping is a popular theme. Scroll down to see the funniest and most relatable tweets!

If any of you are going Black Friday shopping this week please try and be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal before recording any fights.

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11 thoughts on “Funny And Very Relatable Black Friday Tweets”

  1. I what to own one of everything the mall stores have on sale.
    On your credit adds where possible.

  2. Why are their no black Friday deals for ammunition, MREs, wood stove parts and foreign pharmacy meds?

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  3. #BFM – Black Friday Matters

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  4. Yeah, but not to other Fridays.

  5. Freedom. The freedom of business to rip you off, filthy slave.

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  6. What we need in this country is a day dedicated to the vast assortment
    of citizens we have.
    White Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and most of Sunday.
    Black, Brown, Yellow, shades of Black, Brown, Yellow Sunday 1AM to 1:15 AM

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  7. Wow, I feel ashamed of such a white coward like you. Can we call you transparent? You are not white. You are a wimp. Like a transparent shrimp. Pathetic.

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  8. Just STFU you whinny slob.

  9. A whimp. Half white, half shrimp.

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  10. And there goes the conversation…

  11. Why “Black” Friday? Another ripoff from another culture?

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