How To Properly Conduct a Bicycle Sale

The key is honesty. Just answer all questions in a kind manner and get right to the point. Just like this talented salesman did.

This bike is on sale if you're interested. What's the lowest you'll go on it? 2 mph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over.

20 thoughts on “How To Properly Conduct a Bicycle Sale”

  1. Trump

  2. Rumour has it Trump has been fitted with Depends. The no nonsense judge he will
    be facing Tuesday will not tolerate stunts in his courtroom. Trump has been known to
    poop his drawers to gain attention. Now, hopefully this judge will give Trump a gag
    order. Trump has been known to talk about himself for hours on end to remind himself
    how important he thinks he is.

  3. No gagging order, please. The more he talks, the more trouble he creates for himself.

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  4. Cheddar

  5. True. The more he talks and brags the more he will incriminate himself.

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  6. Scientists warn Earth will run out of conspiracy theories by 2025 if they keep coming true at the current rate.

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  7. Just in time for the New and improved pandemic.

  8. Pssst, Trump, Putin, and Xi have had secret meetings to divide up the world.
    Xi gets his old Chinese territories back in exchange for Putin to be awarded
    the Scandinavian countries, Britain, Germany, and the Baltic countries. Trump
    will be awarded the Slavic countries considering he loves Slavic women. Trump
    will also be awarded all of Mexico, but only when the all Mexicans get deported
    to Brazil. France, all the Muslim states, and Ireland will be left to their own devices,.
    as even Russia don’t want anything to do with these whinny countries. Canada
    is a hot topic among the three, but so far none of them want to put up with Trudeau,
    the French Canadiens, and all the newly minted Muslim and Hindu citizens.
    More updated coming!!

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  9. So far none of the conspiracy theories have come true. But the nutters are still running out because everything gets debunked. Hard. Sad.

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  10. Awwwweee. Mod got triggered with mocking Greta

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  11. Maybe the comment section for grown-ups. And your post wasn’t very good. Not even mediocre. It was as worthless as all your posts actually… So, it’s fine the mod deleted it. You got destroyed by the other users’ comments anyway. As usual.

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  12. Awwwwwe the mod is still triggered. But it wasn’t my post. It had my like thought.

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  13. Dolley Madison and Little Debbie secretly met with the Biden Admin to get the incandescent bulb banned (beginning Aug 2023) in the U.S. effectively eliminating the EZ Bake oven, giving little girls everywhere no option but to purchase their prefab snack cakes. The truth is out there…

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  14. No. It’s because China manufacturers them. They can’t be made in the west because of the mercury they contain. Anything for China is Dirty Joe and Dirty Socks favorite mantra

  15. Awww… still triggered eh??

    Funny how a little girl on the other side of the planet is living inside your head.

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  16. Hm? Uhm, trigger boy. I’m not a mod. That was just my assessment as a user about that other user’s posts. And it fits you as well, obviously.

  17. Thunberg Derangement Syndrome

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  18. You guys still use bulbs with mercury? We use LEDs.

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  19. Because we know how to infrastructure.

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  20. A European shopping for transportation.

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