Behold! This Is The Best Joke Ever Made!

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Behold! This is the best joke ever: I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow I'll try a grape.

24 thoughts on “Behold! This Is The Best Joke Ever Made!”

  1. …groans.

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  2. Another fail from eatsh1t.com.

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  3. Someone should tell this young lady too much fruit will
    give her uncontrollable runs.

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  4. Don’t get it (sorry, my english isn’t good enough for this joke)

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  5. Your English isn’t good enough for this country. Go home were you belong.

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  6. Where not we’re, shame on you you old thief.

  7. The world is getting very unsafe, that is another reason to elect me.
    They all know I would not put up with their sh$t, and back off.
    With my friendships with ,Vladimir, Kim, and Xi we would get rid
    of all these left wing radicals. Your kids deserve a better future
    than senile Joe offer.
    P.S I am still accepting donations for my re-election campaign.
    Also, that Judge and A.G in New York are not nice people.

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  8. But what about me!? Everyone is going to pour money and arms into Israel now. I need everyone who can to send me their children’s college fund and to hold off on new tires for winter and send me that money ASAP!

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  9. Driving in Moskou without your winter tires is dangerous.

  10. No doubt the Hamas attack is inflicted by Moscow. As Iran is a supporter of Russia they also support the Hamas. It’s just another idea of Czar Vlad the Rapist to spread more chaos.
    If you vote Trump you are voting for Moscow and Teheran to make America small again.

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  11. Date grapes are the best though.

  12. Wait.. Putin in now responsible for the Hamas attacks? Joe Biden released billion to Iran and it ALL went to Hamas. The weapons used by Hamas were purchased from Ukraine. That’s been confirmed by the WSJ. Joe Biden is far more culpable in this since he funded and armed them with his insane clown world foreign policy towards Shrimp Man Zelinski. Russia! Russia! Russia! 🤪😜. Try to just read a bit of news, if you can in Canada.

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  13. CONGRATULATIONS!
    THAT’S BULLSH1T BINGO!

  14. You halfwit. Iran is an ally of Russia. They are providing Russia with arms and ammunition. And Iran has always funded and supported the Hamas. The weapons of Hamas come from Iran. Licenced AK-47, RPGs and such.
    Of course is this a plan of Moscow. There are videos out there of Russian politicians reveal such plans of the Kremlin from years ago. They didn’t expect Ukraine to be so resilient then. They expected it to be gone by now. Look it up.
    Biden has nothing to do with it. Nor has Trump. Lucky for you. Your beloved leader Trump is a Kremlin puppet. Either by narcissistic fatuity or by kompromat. Vote him and he’ll gift Alaska back to Russia. They already showed interest. They think they weren’t payed enough and Alaska is still Russian.

  15. But none from the 80 billion dollars worth of bombs and arms that Dirty Joe left in Afghanistan right? And how is it that Israel’s intelligence, arguably the best in the world, missed this attack? They didn’t see the bulldozer and a thousand people moving towards the fence? Sorry Shlomo, not buying it.

  16. Grapes are best fermented. 🍷

  17. I’m from the middle east and the Levant. I arrived by rubber raft. I have one question; Where are all the white women at?

    Mohammad

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  18. It was actually Trump who left the weapons there. It was his call before he was voted out of office. Biden just could to send planes for evacuation of personnel.
    Trump always succeded in making America a bit smaller and blaming others for his f*ck-ups.

  19. They seen you you greasy slug, and high tailed it to safety.

  20. Well.. time to go back to work. Thanks Hamas! I need the money. Last things.. The Schlomo’s saw this coming and did nothing. Iran is the next victim of the globalization wars. Bank on it. They took Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Somalia, Yeman, Syria, Lebanon etc.. Iran will be blamed for the Palestine’s actions. Kind of like they blamed Iraq for 9/11.
    Ukraine is screwed. US cannot fight both places at once, they are already broke and they have very little tax payer support for Ukraine or Israel money dumps.
    China may take “The Country” of Taiwan during this period.
    “If Trump is elected he will destroy the economy and get us into WWIII”. Biden has destroyed the American economy and we are close, if not already in a World Wide War.
    Buckle up. And remember, if Israel’s citizens were allowed to own guns, this would have ended way better. Imagine trying to attack Texas.. not going to go well trust me. Bye now!

  21. Israelis are allowed to own guns bonehead. Their government
    has been encouraging as many civilians as possible to arm
    themselves.

  22. Actually, the economy is growing under Biden and the closest we have been to WWIII recently was when the USA threatened North Korea with nuclear annihilation.

  23. Going by that logic the USSA should evacuate all it’s remote bases every election cycle. I like it.

  24. “Iran is the next victim of the globalization wars.” You consider the Iran regime worth preserving?

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