Benefits of Loyal Customers In a Nutshell

As a loyal customer, you are probably wondering what awesome benefits you’ll receive for your unwavering dedication to a particular company or brand. Well, hold onto your hats, because we have some exciting news for you – the main benefit of being a loyal customer is… absolutely nothing! Zero! Nada!

You've been with us for many years. On the behalf of our company: thank you! Can I get the same discounts you give new customers? Eat sh*t!

3 thoughts on “Benefits of Loyal Customers In a Nutshell”

  1. People line up and give up private financial information for a chance to receive freebies
    get what they deserve. Your name and information can be entered into a “suckers list”, and sold to others.

  2. Loyalty should be a two way street, but just see how quick the merchant changes the rules if they feel they are not getting the benefits they expected.
    Also be wary if they insist you use their app. Make sure it is legitimate. Just be aware
    the merchant can track you 24/7 if they choose.

  3. Unfree costumers. Slaves.

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